Tag: witty
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September 25, 2007 04:49 PM EDT --
My and my husband's sixth wedding anniversary will be next week (the fourth of October), so I thought I would share a little limerick he wrote for me years before we were married. I always thought . . . more
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November 27, 2007 03:11 AM EST --
47 Minutes takes great pride tonight in reporting on the "event of the day", the birthday celebration of a self-proclaimed turkey. (Due to budgetary issues, we could not afford the full 60 . . . more
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December 05, 2007 03:04 PM EST --
Simply change one letter of the bottom word on the list
and let's see how far we can go before getting stuck and unable to continue!
RULES:
* You cannot . . . more
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November 07, 2006 12:36 AM EST --
I have read about 50,000 articles on Gather over the last few days and commented on about half of them. (Ok, so it just SEEMS like half of them.) This evening, when I tuned in to see how everybody reacted . . . more
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October 08, 2007 01:24 PM EDT --
Ok I am writing a book however I am at a part I am not sure if I like. This is where you come in tell me what you really think, good, bad, ugly it's all ok. Your comments can only make . . . more
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February 19, 2007 03:19 AM EST --
I have been severly remiss in posting quotes of great comments. For this, I apologize. But hey, You people could be doing it yourselves too, ya know.
At any rate, this is the one that made me choke on . . . more
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November 30, 2006 11:17 PM EST --
On an article posted by Nancy Spivey about a study showing the pathological tendencies of Bush supporters, a few happened to show up in her comment section... proving the point of the posting.
Sandy stepped . . . more
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December 15, 2006 03:25 PM EST --
(Recognized meanings via Bartleby.com. View the entire archive of alternate proverb meanings here.)
A picture is worth a thousand words
Recognized Meaning: A visual image can convey an . . . more
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October 30, 2007 05:51 PM EDT --
I really miss the series. It represents one of the things that have gone bye-bye in the past year that I really would have preferred not to see go.
If anyone has them on DVD I would love to borrow... . . . more
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November 29, 2007 12:46 PM EST --
Witty Comeback #6
It was mealtime during a flight on American airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" . . . more
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November 29, 2007 12:56 PM EST --
simply say,
"Jesus, could You please get that for me?"
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October 22, 2007 09:36 PM EDT --
For my therapist
a cup of sweetest honey
to soothe her soreness
A barking chorus
neighborhood dogs in unison
all at the bird's trill
Bees on the curtains
over . . . more
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January 15, 2007 07:29 AM EST --
My companions and I are in some kind of a building and strange, inexplicable things begin to happen. Every time we open a door to some room, the room and the things in it have changed. People try . . . more
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March 08, 2007 06:42 AM EST --
"The fact that someone who has never seen Buffy wrote an article about Joss Whedon is another article topic. That's like writing an article about civilization-endangering half-wits and never seeing . . . more
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September 27, 2006 10:47 AM EDT --
Wise, Witty, and Well-worded: A Review
By Craig Olson
This is a pamphlet by Harry Mendelson. It is illustrated. It includes "selected epigrams". Here are . . . more
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November 21, 2006 07:16 PM EST --
This group is all about humor, and I am sure many here will enjoy laughing at you ~ Miss Sandy
Slam and dunk. I might add, in the spirit of keeping Martin alive: SNAP!
You can find this witty . . . more
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April 21, 2007 04:41 AM EDT --
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April 29, 2007 05:19 PM EDT --
This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've ! received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the . . . more
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January 30, 2007 11:04 PM EST --
William brings us breakfast
In his own kind and generous way
Shannon cooks us dinner
Each and every day
Ron tells "buddy" stories
April makes us smile
Cheryl reminds us . . . more
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April 04, 2007 02:45 PM EDT --
Pop vs Soda
Pop is the term I grew up with. More often than not, I default to the proper name of the beverage in question rather than use the colloquialism for generic carbonated beverage. I used . . . more
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