Tag: wit
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August 25, 2007 08:23 PM EDT --
If you are in the mood for very funny & witty, I suggest you go check out any of Sumi I.'s articles.
There aren't a lot of them - yet - she hasn't been with us all that long.... but her . . . more
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November 08, 2007 12:25 PM EST --
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy . . . more
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December 10, 2007 10:49 AM EST --
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. . . . more
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August 12, 2007 04:54 AM EDT --
1.)What common English word is most often pronounced incorrectly?
2.)What would you buy first if all of a sudden you were given a million dollars?
3.)If you could choose three things, what three . . . more
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January 26, 2008 08:44 PM EST --
I'm listed today under knit wits on gather's main page. I didn't know this until someone commented about it. I decided to publish a few photos from a scarf I made for my daughter. . . . more
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May 23, 2008 02:35 PM EDT --
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past years. I'm sure 100's of YOU received this, too.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door . . . more
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September 17, 2007 07:25 AM EDT --
This comes to us from Corina Carrasco , to whom I have sent a connection request based entirely upon this:
"Let me suggest that instead of labeling as "satire" we instead label our . . . more
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December 13, 2006 02:57 AM EST --
There are many ways of thinking about wit, many senses in which the term is used. One way is this; wit is something that produces unexpected connections between ideas, things, or situations or an expression . . . more
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March 01, 2007 08:30 PM EST --
How frequently within the shortness of your lifetime have you heard the advice, “Choose and cultivate good habits”? Doubtless you have heard it reiterated many times. Invaluable . . . more
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December 10, 2007 10:53 AM EST --
Did You Ever Wonder....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic . . . more
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November 18, 2006 08:50 AM EST --
I'm in the big time now! I didn't even know I am a member of this group and yet - I am an ADMINISTRATOR! how cool is that? If you want to join, I can approve you. muahahahaha . . . more
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December 15, 2006 05:04 AM EST --
1. "Why you ill-mannered, overbearing fossilized knave -you can't fire me, I quit!"
2. "Yessir. Thank you. I understand. Um, I'm awfully sorry. Can I get you anything while I'm . . . more
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June 24, 2007 08:29 PM EDT --
Fess up. Whether your weekend is relaxing or frenetic, don’t you have a hard time getting up on Monday morning? What is the solution? We recommend Gather’s Monday morning . . . more
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July 19, 2006 04:38 AM EDT --
Need I be descriptive? We all do it albeit in different ways, and if we do not do it, we face serous illness and hospitalizations, extensive medical treatment, etc.
But from chldhood, we . . . more
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August 22, 2007 03:23 PM EDT --
Over the past year I have had the opportunity to collect in one place a few of the random musings that have been coursing through my whole-brain grey matter. Some of my thoughts are intended to . . . more
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September 11, 2007 01:25 AM EDT --
Nice warm day in heat,
Summer gone and water cools--
Unaware, I dive . . .
Copyright 2007 Jim Ross
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November 29, 2007 12:46 PM EST --
Witty Comeback #6
It was mealtime during a flight on American airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" . . . more
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November 29, 2007 12:56 PM EST --
simply say,
"Jesus, could You please get that for me?"
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November 29, 2007 06:57 PM EST --
Everyone who's ever played an online game knows what I'm about to deal with. It's the Internet Tough Guy. The guy who takes the game you're playing far too seriously, and then . . . more
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February 21, 2007 04:56 PM EST --
For those of you who don't know Mimi, she is my husband's 92 year old aunt. Profoundly deaf and though she does have some sight she has just been registered blind. Her . . . more
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