Tag: wit
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August 25, 2007 08:23 PM EDT --
If you are in the mood for very funny & witty, I suggest you go check out any of Sumi I.'s articles.
There aren't a lot of them - yet - she hasn't been with us all that long.... but her . . .
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November 08, 2007 12:25 PM EST --
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy . . .
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December 10, 2007 10:49 AM EST --
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. . . .
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December 28, 2009 03:32 AM EST --
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. I suspect we can all find an opportunity where at least one of them could or should be delivered. . . .
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March 01, 2007 08:30 PM EST --
How frequently within the shortness of your lifetime have you heard the advice, “Choose and cultivate good habits”? Doubtless you have heard it reiterated many times. Invaluable . . .
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August 12, 2007 04:54 AM EDT --
1.)What common English word is most often pronounced incorrectly?
2.)What would you buy first if all of a sudden you were given a million dollars?
3.)If you could choose three things, what three . . .
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December 09, 2009 07:37 AM EST --
Happy Wednesday everyone! I have to say I am a little worn down this morning, I helped a friend with his computer problem last night and got home very late. We got the network problem up and I . . .
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August 22, 2007 03:23 PM EDT --
Over the past year I have had the opportunity to collect in one place a few of the random musings that have been coursing through my whole-brain grey matter. Some of my thoughts are intended to . . .
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December 10, 2007 10:53 AM EST --
Did You Ever Wonder....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic . . .
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January 15, 2009 08:53 AM EST --
This came this morning in the mail from my friend Mike from La Mesa. I agree with him that such witty examples of the subtle insult must be shared.
Who Said That?
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September 02, 2009 07:20 AM EDT --
Happy Wednesday everyone! Half way through the work week and yes like last week I wanted to share a little humor/wit with you. I hope if you feel so led you can add a cute little (clean) . . .
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January 01, 2010 05:22 PM EST --
OK, we've got 2009 behind us. Once again it's time for me to dust off the Ouija Board, lay out the Tarot Cards, gaze at the coffee grounds (I'm not too crazy about tea), get into the old Rum & Eggnog, . . .
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November 18, 2006 08:50 AM EST --
I'm in the big time now! I didn't even know I am a member of this group and yet - I am an ADMINISTRATOR! how cool is that? If you want to join, I can approve you. muahahahaha . . .
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September 23, 2009 07:22 AM EDT --
Good morning everyone and happy Wednesday!
I hope you all have a super day filled with joy and smiles. My goal each Wednesday is share some wit with you to make you smile and laugh, hopefully . . .
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November 04, 2009 07:06 AM EST --
Happy Wednesday everyone! I hope your day is a great one and I hope you find a few laughs here. As always if you want to share a joke just place it in the comments section here or email . . .
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December 02, 2009 07:12 AM EST --
Happy Wednesday everyone and here is hoping you have a great day filled with smiles and a light heart. This is with out a doubt a season of joy, time to celebrate the birth of Jesus and time spent . . .
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July 19, 2006 04:38 AM EDT --
Need I be descriptive? We all do it albeit in different ways, and if we do not do it, we face serous illness and hospitalizations, extensive medical treatment, etc.
But from chldhood, we . . .
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December 15, 2006 05:04 AM EST --
1. "Why you ill-mannered, overbearing fossilized knave -you can't fire me, I quit!"
2. "Yessir. Thank you. I understand. Um, I'm awfully sorry. Can I get you anything while I'm . . .
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February 17, 2006 12:46 AM EST --
After so many sporty photo ops, culminating in last week's tragic hunting accident, real sportsmen have finally risen up to oppose the executive branch's pretention to Good Old Boy status.
In . . .
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September 11, 2007 01:25 AM EDT --
Nice warm day in heat,
Summer gone and water cools--
Unaware, I dive . . .
Copyright 2007 Jim Ross
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