Tag: what ive learned so far
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September 11, 2006 02:17 AM EDT --
The song at the other end of this link, There Are No Words, by Kitty Donohoe, won an Emmy Award in 2001. After five years I've managed to come up with some words, which you will find in this column, . . .
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June 30, 2006 05:57 PM EDT --
The Sci Fi Channel recently produced a TV special, called "Countdown To Doomsday" in which experts consider ten really crappy ways human civilization might come to an end. Possibilities include . . .
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June 02, 2006 03:50 PM EDT --
This is the What I've Learned So Far... piece that won the 2003 Erma Bombeck award. It was republished today in my print column, so I thought I'd share it with my Gather friends.
The other day . . .
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June 09, 2006 07:32 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
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June 9, 2006
The Miami Heat are facing off with the Dallas Mavericks for the NBA championship.
The Detroit Tigers are . . .
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August 18, 2006 05:55 PM EDT --
Spokeswoman says, "This Explains A Lot."
What I've Learned So Far... Today
August 18, 2006
A team of female scientists at the prestigious Petaluma Institute For . . .
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May 15, 2006 12:23 AM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
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May 13, 2006
One of the most common bumper stickers seen on the road in the past year or so reads, "Don't Blame Me, I . . .
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May 20, 2006 01:59 PM EDT --
First published April 29, 2005
I'm an excellent cook.
Ok, I'll admit it - saying that is a lot like Dustin Hoffman's character in Rain Man saying, "I'm an excellent driver." . . .
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May 25, 2006 11:09 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
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George W. Bush, commenting on the situation in Iraq to a joint press conference during his two days of talks with British . . .
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May 26, 2006 05:15 PM EDT --
This column originally appeared in What I've Learned So Far...
Ok, I realize that I write a lot about the differences between men and women. That's because there are just so many differences, . . .
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August 04, 2006 04:54 PM EDT --
I love my grill.
Admittedly, this statement coming from an American male is about as shocking as saying, "When it comes to breathing, I lean toward air." But there it is - I'm a dedicated . . .
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October 06, 2006 07:55 PM EDT --
I want an iPod.
Really. In fact, I believe that I might be the only person left on the planet who truly comprehends the cultural significance of the iPod and yet still doesn't have one.
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May 15, 2006 11:01 PM EDT --
Satire from What I've Learned So Far...
May 15, 2005
Legendary Rolling Stone Keith Richards was released from a New Zealand hospital yesterday following brain surgery to repair injuries incurred . . .
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May 18, 2006 05:31 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
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May 18, 2006
The eagerly-anticipated movie version of the DaVinci Code is scheduled to debut in the U.S. on Friday, . . .
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June 14, 2006 09:49 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
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June 13, 2006
President Bush showed up in Iraq this morning, for what an administration spokesman called a "surprise . . .
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December 22, 2006 12:18 AM EST --
The holidays are here again, and throughout the land families are getting ready for the fun. The average mom is working day and night, addressing the cards, planning the merry-making and doing everything . . .
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September 08, 2006 06:29 PM EDT --
First Publised January 27, 2006
In the Northwest terminal of the Detroit Metro Airport there is a sign right in the middle of the line to the security check point. Since it's the only can't-miss-it . . .
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September 23, 2006 11:39 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
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September 23, 2006
After more than thirty years of service as the United States Navy's premiere supersonic fighter, . . .
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December 23, 2006 11:26 AM EST --
You know, I don’t care where you live (other than maybe downtown Baghdad), I’m willing to bet that there’s some guy in your neighborhood whose roof is literally sagging under the weight . . .
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December 20, 2007 01:06 PM EST --
What do you suppose Paris Hilton wants for Christmas?
I recently read in the New York Post (sometimes I like to go slumming - what can I say?) that the girl who is Famous For Being Famous just wants . . .
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August 24, 2006 05:49 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
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August 23, 2006
In an unprecedented development that has Internet experts and users world-wide scratching their heads, . . .
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