Tag: warthogs
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May 11, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
My mother thought that Mother's Day was a fraud perpetrated by greeting card companies. When I looked up the history of the holiday I found that it started in the US in the nineteenth century . . .
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September 18, 2008 01:52 PM EDT --
My wife, the Lovely and Discerning Naomi Calamese, has been taking care of our granddaughter, Bella while our daughter is at work. Since our daughter lives about a mile from us Naomi occasionally . . .
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July 09, 2009 02:29 PM EDT --
I saw a Gather Game™ where people were invited to name movie sequels. Admittedly there are a lot of movie sequels that never should have been made. I figure somewhere in the neighborhood . . .
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February 05, 2008 07:53 PM EST --
By Digger Burrows
Many people have wondered about the name "Mitt." It's probably the thing most people want to find out about Mitt Romney. The official story is that . . .
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January 11, 2009 05:40 PM EST --
I posted these stories in 2007 as three separate articles. I've always wanted to put them together in one place, so here they are.
The Frog and the Kitten
There was once a lonely . . .
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February 04, 2009 05:07 PM EST --
NNN--Nippy News Network, the official source of information relating to Nippy Katz. You know you love him.
East Bay, CA 2/4/09
Yes, friends, I apologized to Howard Stern . . .
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March 21, 2008 06:19 PM EDT --
Nippy Katz, one of my humans, posted a slanderous article yesterday. It included an egregious forgery, a note purported to be in my handwriting. Nippy is pretty good with the wet food . . .
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November 28, 2008 02:00 PM EST --
Nippy News Network, (c) 2008
WARNING: This article contains immature and narcissistic material. Readers may suffer loss of sphincter control or experience powerful stimulation of the gag reflex. . . .
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January 15, 2009 02:16 PM EST --
On the advice of counsel I respectfully decline to answer.
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February 23, 2009 12:08 PM EST --
Hibbing, MN
February 22, 2009
By Digger Burrows,
GNN terrorism and nefarious monetary activities correspondant.
The Secret Service announced today the arrest of a terrorist cell . . .
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March 04, 2008 10:22 AM EST --
In "Through the Looking Glass" Alice has an interesting discussion with Humpty Dumpty on semantics. It goes as follows:
'I don't know what you mean by "glory,"' . . .
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November 07, 2008 12:36 PM EST --
Off and on, arbitrarily and capriciously, I've been commenting on copy and paste stories reminding the member who posted the article that copyright law requires that you need written permission from . . .
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January 28, 2009 06:21 PM EST --
People I like.
People I don't like.
People in group 1 are wonderful in every way.
People in group 2 have the following qualities:
They're moral degenerates
In keeping with . . .
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January 30, 2009 01:13 PM EST --
East Bay, CA
1/30/09
by Digger Burrows, NNN and GNN Katz Coverage Specialist
In an unprecedented move, Nippy Katz, Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom, issued the following statement: . . .
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February 05, 2009 01:16 PM EST --
All of a sudden there are at least two Gather articles a day about Howard Stern's radio show. I suspect that the relatively new Howard Stern promo group, created 1/21/09, has something . . .
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February 23, 2009 11:59 AM EST --
Here's a questionnaire that's fun to fill out. I think everyone on Gather would enjoy it.
My name, including middle initial:
My date of birth:
My mother's maiden name:
. . .
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February 25, 2009 02:54 PM EST --
I've noticed a trend toward using Greek letters here on Gather. There's one thing that confuses me. People are using Greek letters that look like letters in the Latin alphabet to spell . . .
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October 29, 2009 01:53 PM EDT --
I'm not actually confined to my house. I just don't have many places to go these days. My wife strongly believes and says emphatically that I need to find some things to do and places . . .
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November 02, 2009 12:40 PM EST --
By Digger Burrows, Undeserved Windfall Correspondent
The American Society for the Enrichment of Rubber Frogs has proclaimed November "Give All Your Valuables to Nippy Katz Month" . . .
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November 04, 2009 05:46 PM EST --
I may be starting to get this SEO thing. I looked at Google Trends and picked 3 of the top 10 search arguments. I used them in the title, the first paragraphs, and the tags of my article . . .
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