Tag: vomitous bilge
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August 18, 2008 02:46 PM EDT --
Being blessed (and sometimes cursed), with a very keen sense of smell, scents, like music, can transport me instantly to a moment in the past.
I realized this the other . . .
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June 15, 2008 07:06 PM EDT --
Last night we went through a drive-thru for a late dinner. I handed my son in the back seat his meal. I sat my husband's double cheeseburger in my lap so he could reach it. I left my single cheeseburger . . .
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September 19, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
I am Gathering to save my daughter's cat. You can help by leaving a LOL cat below in the comments so that I can get lots and lots of points with which to solve said cat's problem.
My daughter . . .
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June 24, 2008 01:57 PM EDT --
Last year my kids entered some stuff in the fair. They each won a blue ribbon. Please see this article for more info:
Breaking News: Kids Win Despite Slacker Mom
Of course that means that this . . .
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July 25, 2008 08:28 PM EDT --
I have a disturbing and inconvenient talent for "killing" all sorts of small appliances, but especially coffee makers and vacuum cleaners. We usually go through two or three of each . . .
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August 05, 2008 05:23 PM EDT --
July, fair time, was more stressful than the holidays. Last year, their first, the kids each won a blue ribbon. Emily won for a photo, a lucky shot of her brother, taken at the park. John won for a castle . . .
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November 18, 2008 12:07 AM EST --
There've only been a couple of times that Black Friday has lured me out at dawn to get a great deal. Back when my children were kids and teens, Black Friday super sale items usually were limited . . .
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January 31, 2008 12:08 AM EST --
I just checked in after watching a two hour LOST marathon and my local news to find a horrifying comment from Ina on one of my articles.
I left this on my thread, but I wanted to make sure you . . .
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January 31, 2008 10:25 AM EST --
My birthday dinner at my daughter's house last night brought Andrea to my mind, over and over and over...
We both hated to admit it, but neither Kevin nor I wanted to go to my daughter Lisa's . . .
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March 16, 2008 02:58 PM EDT --
Last night I published a photo of my bare butt.
It was done in fun and not because I'm really upset about the downrater(s) that hit all ten pages of my images with one ratings. On the contrary, . . .
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June 12, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
I thought I better publish my first ever Dabble before the end of Triple Points Week. Speaking of triple points, I meant to spend a lot more time Gathering this evening after the homeschool park day but . . .
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July 20, 2008 03:42 PM EDT --
Do not bake this cake. It sucks. I am posting the recipe here in hopes of finding out what went wrong with it.
Topping:
2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon sugar
3/4 cups black walnuts, coarsely . . .
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September 03, 2008 12:18 AM EDT --
With everyone busy uploading photos and forcing the kids to get in the blow-up kiddie pool to look like they're having fun, dammit, for even more pictures to post, Gather has resembled a ghost town . . .
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October 16, 2008 01:23 AM EDT --
We have lived in this house for close to five years now. Across the street, there is a little girl. Two doors down, there is another family with a little girl.
For all five of the years we have been . . .
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December 05, 2007 08:35 PM EST --
I had these pork loin blade chops that I needed to cook. They were in the bottom of one of those family packs of pork chops; you know, the ones where they put the pretty center cut chops on top and the . . .
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February 17, 2008 09:15 AM EST --
The sun was shining in a seductive, yet siren-like fashion. It lured us out of the house toward the lake. Foolish mortals!
The temperature was all the way up to 25. The breeze off . . .
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March 01, 2008 08:19 PM EST --
We're watching "The Wedding Crashers"...again.
The laptop sits on my...lap.
I'd like to go pee, but the dog is sitting on my legs and I don't want to disturb . . .
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March 08, 2008 09:56 PM EST --
Cast:
The Pot: Played by yours truly, aka Mom
The Kettle: Played by my motormouth daughter, aka Lexie
Striped Hair Guy: The stylist lucky enough to get assigned to the motormouth . . .
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December 01, 2008 12:42 PM EST --
1. Where is your cell phone? - Pocket
2. Where is your significant other? - Working
3. Your hair color? - Reddish
4. Your mother? - Strong
5. Your father? - Confused . . .
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May 02, 2008 04:17 PM EDT --
Since I have lived long enough to have been everywhere and done everything (and everybody), thereby acquiring knowledge beyond comprehension, I have acquiesced to Stephanie's request to produce . . .
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