Do not base the success of your hoax on the...

Hi, Boys & Girls! Falcon Heene's dad is in big trouble for lying, and has realized that doing anything to get on TV is a shallow dream. He now wants to give a tearful apology on Oprah. Here are some lessons we all learned from the week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help! Uncle Jay helps, right here. It's way too early to bring up Christmas, so be sure to look at Uncle J-Mart for all the news-challenged people on your Election Day gift list! Hugs, kisses, and only appropriate behavior, Uncle Jay

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JOHN BECK Oct 18, 2009, 10:41pm UTC

Great satire.

Cathi L. Oct 18, 2009, 11:15pm UTC

And....John and Jay both start with....with...."J"!

Cathi L. Oct 18, 2009, 11:49pm UTC

AND.....Uncle Jay lives in Ohio. John lives in Wisconsin. Both are....UP NORTH!!!!

Cathi L. Oct 19, 2009, 12:00am UTC

Can you believe this? I think we're on to something!

Cathi L. Oct 19, 2009, 12:11am UTC

I wonder if Uncle Jay likes to make apple cider?

JOHN BECK Oct 19, 2009, 5:49am UTC

You guys are in so much trouble! :)

Cathi L. Oct 19, 2009, 7:07am UTC

Aww! :)

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RedBird. B. Oct 19, 2009, 7:50am UTC

When "Justice" comes around it can be Sweet!

Cathi L. Oct 19, 2009, 12:18pm UTC

You've got that right!

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phil w. Oct 19, 2009, 10:17am UTC

Uncle Jay is a wise camper !

Cathi L. Oct 19, 2009, 12:19pm UTC

And that makes you a wise commenter!!!

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Xuong V. Oct 19, 2009, 12:12pm UTC

10+++

Cathi L. Oct 19, 2009, 12:19pm UTC

Thank you, Xuong!

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Dan R. Oct 19, 2009, 12:27pm UTC

I like his shows, he always has a good take on the stupidity of what is reported, and the way politics are played in this country.

Cathi L. Oct 19, 2009, 5:55pm UTC

He seems to be spot on every time. And he has a way of expressing it that the majority of people, whether left, right, or somewhere in between, can appreciate.

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Ms Spunky Spanky ~ Live Free or Die Oct 19, 2009, 4:42pm UTC

Cathi, the video is not available (and I know it was since others posted about it!)

Cathi L. Oct 19, 2009, 5:56pm UTC

Did you say pretty please? Or Mother may I? Sometimes these things are a little sensitive. :P

It seems to be working for me. Could be a problem with their server at the time. Give it another try.

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Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. Hey Boy & Girls! It's Time For Another Episode of Uncle Jay Explains the News!

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