by Ed Williams
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September 14, 2008

The Trouser Pickle Song

September 27, 2009 06:21 AM EDT (Updated: October 03, 2009 11:03 PM EDT)
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Comments: 160

Kathryn E. Sep 27, 2009, 6:40am EDT
haha, Eddie. ...you are hilarious.

Hey, you from Georgia by any chance? :)

Seems to me I heard a lotta Georgia accents recently.
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 6:45am EDT
Me? From Georgia, darlin'? How could you have possibly guessed that, it's not like you've been to Savannah lately!

Double smoochies, I miss ya!

E3
Kathryn E. Sep 27, 2009, 7:16am EDT
haha. I just love your accent.

Not that we don't have accents heah. You are wicked pissa!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:17am EDT
And you are about as pretty and talented as they get - so theyah!

Smoochies,

E3
Lee P. Sep 27, 2009, 6:48am EDT
I don't think you will win any awards, but you were brave enough to sing it, so I'll give you an attaboy for the effort.
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 6:52am EDT
Now, now Lee, they made fun of Elvis too in the beginning, and look at what happened! 'Sides, you can't say I'm overexposed, this will be the only music video from me!

Smoochies,

E3
Tim T. Sep 27, 2009, 6:51am EDT
= )
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 6:52am EDT
Thanks, Tim!

E3
Elizabeth O. Sep 27, 2009, 6:54am EDT
Do you have an agent? I want to book you to perform this at the next 'do' at my church. Interested?
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 6:56am EDT
Sure, I could also throw in the "Ass Scratch Boogie," "The Perilous Pooter Polka," and "The Mouthwash Rinse Rap" for a small additional fee.....

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Elizabeth O. Sep 27, 2009, 7:09am EDT
We'll see, maybe. It might end up being like a Battle of the Bands. You'll be sharing the bill with this kid who's famous for his Hawaiian nose humming and his brother who plays a rubber band.

You really never cease to amaze me.

Sunday smoochies if your lips aren't too tired from yesterday.
Bethie
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:15am EDT
Darlin', I don't know that I can compete with the guy who plays a rubber band, but I promise you I'll do my best!

Thanks and smoochies,

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Elizabeth O. Sep 27, 2009, 7:31am EDT
Yes you will, you'll be fine, I have faith!!! Besides, he's only 8 :)
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:40am EDT
An eight year old can get his ass musically whupped just like anyone else!

(Just teasin', darlin', for some reason I'm channeling Ric Flair this morning),

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Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 1:49pm EDT
hey morning liz I knew he was holding out on us....and he said this was his one and only...."yeah right" mmmm "ass scratch boogie" I love to boogie!!!!
Elizabeth O. Sep 27, 2009, 2:22pm EDT
Darlin' ~ you might be onto something...think Nature Boy might be interested in being the emcee? I think he could add a certain je ne cai quois to the church show...the loser would have to wrestle him!!!

And, guess who I know personally? Jim "Hacksaw" Duggan! I've known him since he graduated high school (before WWF) and I've slow danced with him in a bar. He literally 'picked me up' and held me up in the air while we danced!

Smoochies,
Bethie
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 3:58pm EDT
wow!!! you go girl....hahaha

air smooches
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:33am EDT
Ed
lmao
You missed the Jerry Springer for the contest for his theme song.
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:35am EDT
Ed
I can see that the Trolls do not get up this early otherwise this would be flagged lol lmao
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:36am EDT
Doxie, I should've entered the Springer contest, I don't rock out like this very often!

Smoochies,

E3
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:38am EDT
But you might have won!!! :D
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:39am EDT
And ain't that a scary thought?

E3
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:39am EDT
so did I read this wrong you did ?? I ll have to check it out
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:41am EDT
Darlin', I didn't even know Jerry was havin' a contest, I had to work up a lot of nerve just to put today's video up!

Smoochies,

E3
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:46am EDT
lol
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:37am EDT
I hope you can wake up all of us this way again...you made my day.
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:38am EDT
You're a sweetie, darlin'! I was just tryin' to change it up a bit, I really appreciate your comments. Bein' a rock god for one day should be fun!

Smoochies,

E3
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:47am EDT
Praise the Lord we have someone doing his job bringing smile to women all over the world. :D

Smoochies back to you
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:48am EDT
Now I have to get ready for Sunday School then Service... I ll have to pray for forgiveness extra hard after your video... To get those thoughts out of my mind lol lmao
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:49am EDT
I never thought I was bringin' smiles to women all over the world, now I'm all a-blushin'!

Smoochies,

E3
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 7:50am EDT
Good lol : D :D
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 1:50pm EDT
I'm smiling......an hummmmin too...
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 27, 2009, 2:02pm EDT
:D :D
I loved the singing and the smiles and best of all the SMOOCHIES :D :O
Traci M Sep 27, 2009, 7:43am EDT
Cool video handsome, you have a sweet voice for a bad bad boy. But I was hoping to see you dance a little with only your undies on. I’m sure there are a lot of ladies here on Gather that would have loved to see the budge of your trouser pickle.

I would like to book you and Fred for a private showing Thursday evening at 8pm. ;-O

Trace

Smoochies!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:46am EDT
Darlin', it was all I could do to work up the nerve for this one, at least y'all didn't have to listen to me sing, "Swingin'!"

Smoochies,

E3
Traci M Sep 27, 2009, 7:56am EDT
You can sing "Swingin" to me anytime you want! You can mimic John Anderson or you can sing it to me in your own sweet southern voice.

Wink, Wink
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 8:00am EDT
"There's a little girl, in our neighborhood, her name is Charlotte Johnson and she's really lookin' good!"

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Traci M Sep 27, 2009, 8:21am EDT
No, no, no. I mean live and in person at the Comfort Inn, ....... Ga. Thursday 8pm. The room will booked under Charlotte Johnson. ;-P

Charlotte
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 8:43am EDT
Ever the low-keyed hinter, you are......

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Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 4:00pm EDT
will the real Charlotte Johnson stand up...."tina's standing" hahaha
hi Traci...

Charlotte smoochies
*stands up*

Hey, wait a minute............................... lol
PAL DE Sep 27, 2009, 9:01am EDT
Do something great in life.......Show the world that you are a genius....Just upload your original videos in www.uploaded.tv
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 9:07am EDT
I'll take a look, thanks!

(Wow, someone suggesting I upload this song?) - LOL!

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Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 9:21am EDT
I uploaded it to: www.uploaded.tv

Thanks!

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Erinn K. Sep 27, 2009, 9:23am EDT
LMAO!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 9:25am EDT
Erinn, admit it, you like those shades, don't you? That's what did it, isn't it?

Smoochies,

E3
Erinn K. Sep 27, 2009, 9:28am EDT
No it was the "6 inch home wrecker" =) I like the sunglasses that you are wearing in ur icon =)
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 9:36am EDT
Darlin', understand, that "six inch home wrecker" reference in the tune was just for laughs now....

Smoochies,

E3
Erinn K. Sep 27, 2009, 9:37am EDT
Oh I know sweetie! I've just never heard it called that before. *LoL*
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 9:39am EDT
I get kinda creative when I jam out on hard rock music like this, I'll bet you thought it was Ted Nugent or Kiss when you first heard it......

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Erinn K. Sep 27, 2009, 9:40am EDT
HAHA ;-)
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 1:38pm EDT
has hank jr called you yet???....hahaa
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 3:25pm EDT
Bocephus hasn't called me darlin', but if he does I'd be right there, I'm a huge Hank Jr. fan!

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 4:06pm EDT
me too gotta love Hank Jr....I'm just one of his rowdy friends...

friendly smoochies "ok ok Ed now lets not get all rowdy"
phil w. Sep 27, 2009, 9:39am EDT
You rock ,Ed !!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 9:41am EDT
Phil, admit it, you thought Metallica or Tone Loc was singin' on here, didn't you?

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phil w. Sep 27, 2009, 9:47am EDT
It was something like that ! : ) COOL !
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 9:48am EDT
Thanks man, I just figured it was time for something different!

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Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 1:17pm EDT
mmmmm boy is that different.....hahaaa "be we right or be we wrong..... hum shiz tina stop already....haha
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 3:26pm EDT
Tina, admit it, you're hooked on The Trouser Pickle Song!

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 4:09pm EDT
hooked..."tina looking down at her trouser" no dont thank so Ed....

twit to leg swami smoochies
Joanne Vicente Sep 27, 2009, 9:50am EDT
I can't believe I muted the sound on Meet the Press! And I'm glad I did! Thanks for a giggle I really needed, which you often supply.
Smoochies,
Joanne
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 9:52am EDT
Joanne, you're a sweetie, thank you! Thus far I seem to be handling rock stardom well, I guess the drugs and groupies come on the second or third records......

E3
Joanne Vicente Sep 27, 2009, 10:05am EDT
You said it was your last. Must that be so?
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 10:31am EDT
Depend, Joanne. If this does really well and the bucks and chicks and drugs are right, I might do more. I'm in it for the art and decadence, you know!

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 10:32am EDT
after last nights karaoke mixer of songs done by my friends...that one tops them all for being funny and something for my headache!!! thanks Ed

beer smooches to ya
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 10:35am EDT
LOL darlin', least this was an original tune, thin, but original.....

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 10:48am EDT
gee thats Ed...that songs gonna be in my head all day!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:17pm EDT
It does have that infectious quality like, "Don't worry, be happy!" Not that I want you to start thinkin' about it or anything.....

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 12:33pm EDT
hahaa ooooohhhh no and just when I started thinking about something else... there it goes again... tickle tickle
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:37pm EDT
"It may be right, it may be wrong, it's the Trouser Pickle Song!"

Not that I wanted to remind you or anything........

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 12:43pm EDT
ooohhh god stop...please..stop, stop...hahahaa I just know I will hear that song over and over and over....

singing smooches
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 10:43am EDT
oooohhh I have a name for your next song babe..."Tickle my Pickle" I'm sure we could all have some fun with that one!!!

kisses
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:18pm EDT
And the sequel after that, "Tickle My Pickle Cause It Makes My Heartbeat Quickle!"

I really need to be a country songwriter......

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 12:35pm EDT
yes I like that one... and you should think about songwriting....you'd be good at it..
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:36pm EDT
Darlin', I just did it because I figured it'd be something different. I like makin' people laugh, so it just seemed like the thing to do.

Now how's that headache?

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 12:46pm EDT
ooohhh much better thank you...nothing like a good laugh and aspirin to make it go away....

sweet smooches
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 1:21pm EDT
now if I could only think of something else....

love perswader smooches
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 3:27pm EDT
"....it's the Trouser Pickle Song......"

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Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 4:16pm EDT
damn will you get out of my head song.....there is only room for me in there..."singing...all my rowdy pickle friends" after today I will never look at pickles the same way!! "tina licking her lips"

rowdy smoochies
Sheri P. Sep 27, 2009, 11:33am EDT
LOL great way to start the morning! Thanks for the song and I saw you almost lose it in the middle. Did you have to try this a few times? Or did you just go for it?
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:19pm EDT
Sheri, honestly, I "nailed it" on my first try. I almost busted out laughing, but I left it in there 'cause I figured it would at least be honest and not some polished up version.

Thanks for askin', darlin'!

E3
Sheri P. Sep 27, 2009, 1:02pm EDT
Awesome!!!! My husband cracked up! What a great way to start the day - with a laugh! I'm glad you left the part where you almost lost it, because that's what made it all the better!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 1:20pm EDT
Sheri, you're sweet to say that, I had a good time writing and making this, didn't really take very long to do at all.

Double smoochies,

E3
kimberly g. Sep 27, 2009, 11:34am EDT
LMAO! big Vlasic Dill Pickle smoochie to you!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:19pm EDT
Kimberly, you always know what to say, you almost made my pink love gherkin swoon with that remark.......

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 1:06pm EDT
did I just hear "pink ..what was that word oh yeah pythonnnn...of passion......in here again.....hahahaaa
SHARE THE CRACK DAMN IT! =D
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:20pm EDT
I just wanna know where the crack is, I'm tryin' to get this rock star/drugs thing down as quickly as I can!

Smoochies,

E3
The specific 'crack' Ed likes is the crack-o-dawn..... when he posts these gems. lol It's his favorite 'crack' ya know..... Dawn's his sister.....

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!

Sorry, Ed. lol Couldn't resist the 'crack' prompt. lol
Eddie~you have earned yourself a one on one a** beating with PurrrieDOM~
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:21pm EDT
My darlin', my cheeks are already firmin' up just at the thought!

Smoochies,

E3
Thanks for snickers and snorts at GutterGirls~
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:21pm EDT
Darlin', the honor and pleasure is all mine!

Smoochies,

E3
Eric T. Sep 27, 2009, 12:12pm EDT
HILARIOUS!!!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 12:21pm EDT
Thanks Eric!

E3
Kris P. Sep 27, 2009, 1:01pm EDT
Where is your next appearance Ed? Love to see you preform in person.
Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 1:09pm EDT
I think he should edit it and add some music to it....boy would that really tickle my fanci.....hahaha

yep I'm still hhhuuummmin
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 1:20pm EDT
Ladies, I think this is what they call a "one off" type thing. This was just for fun, I can't imagine anyone really wantin' to hear me sing.

But you both made me smile, though!

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Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 1:25pm EDT
ooohhh I dont believe you...you will sing more...the compeded Ed in you will do it.... no stoppin you now! hahaa

be we right smooches
Kris P. Sep 27, 2009, 1:35pm EDT
Just havin' some fun with you Ed, I know you'll do what your heart desires.

Kris
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 3:28pm EDT
I always do, darlin'!

Smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Sep 27, 2009, 2:27pm EDT
I can't believe this hasn't been flagged yet..........maybe the bible thumpers are still at church. Ya know, I did a solo today at church. It was really tough singing my song, with your song in my head...I did choke a bit in the middle and I was thinking Ric Flair has much better hair than my pastor.

Thanks for adding to my short trip to hell.
Bethie
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 3:30pm EDT
Darlin', if you do go to hell, look for me, I'll be playing Texas hold'em with Freddy Krueger and Ted Bundy.......

Devilish smoochies,

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Elizabeth O. Sep 28, 2009, 12:48am EDT
And Al Bundy will be making up that foursome..........

No Ma'am. My expertise in trivia knows no boundaries!!!


Smoochies,
Bethie


Bethi
Gary L. Sep 27, 2009, 2:40pm EDT
You gave me my first laugh of the day! LOL
You might try this with some accompanyment, maybe some harmony?
You are crackin me up!
Gary L. Sep 27, 2009, 2:41pm EDT
And my trouser pickle says "HELLO! Ive got a theme song!"
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 3:30pm EDT
Gary, I just did this on a lark, I think after the novelty wears off it'll be long forgotten, but I greatly appreciate yer comments!

E3
Smoochies for Gary!


Jes tryin' to help spread the love, Ed. lol
Gary L. Sep 28, 2009, 2:40pm EDT
Its just funny thats all.
Everytime I hear the word "pickle" I think of Buckwheat from the Little Rascals singing HIS pickle song!
LOL
M C. Sep 27, 2009, 3:48pm EDT
Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT quit your day job !
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 3:51pm EDT
LOLOL, of course, you don't really mean to hurt my feelings now do you?

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Tina M. Sep 27, 2009, 4:50pm EDT
oohhhh his feelings got hurt....."tina's singing a little bitty tear let me down" is that a real tear Ed...."nope pickle juice...damn that song anyway"

tear smoochies
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 7:46pm EDT
"Be it right, or be it wrong, it's the trouser pickle song!"

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fancy c. Sep 27, 2009, 5:11pm EDT
lol
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 5:27pm EDT
Smooch me Fancy, then let's sing "All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down" together!

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Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 10:03pm EDT
I want to take a moment and thank everyone - "The Trouser Pickle Song" was the most popular video on Gather today!

http://www.gather.com/videos.action?tag=trouser%20pickle

Smoochies to all who watched it,

E3
Tami W. Sep 27, 2009, 10:31pm EDT
Woooo hoo man, you are friggin GOLD! I knew you would be right from the start. I'm so damned proud of you! Carry on man! Carry on! Off to shove it on Facebook friends!
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 10:40pm EDT
You darlin', are a mega keeper, and I can't thank you enough for all you've done for me. Mega, mega smoochies to you!

E3
Tami W. Sep 27, 2009, 11:02pm EDT
Mmmmm, I love mega mega smootchie! I can't wait to get them.. When are they going to get here? What more do you want me to do for you? LOL MMmmm
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 11:03pm EDT
You are so baddddddddd, you don't wanna corrupt me, now do you?

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Tami W. Sep 27, 2009, 11:08pm EDT
My darling Eddo - I fear their is no way to corrupt the master. So, who's playing the master lead on the Pickle song Ed.......anyone ask you to do a duet? Oh, you need harmony of the Pretty Pink Taco!
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 5:44am EDT
Tami, I can see that you and I are on a spiral downwards straight into hell. Ain't it great?

Monday morning smoochies,

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Samantha A. Sep 27, 2009, 10:40pm EDT
lol
Ed Williams Sep 27, 2009, 10:49pm EDT
Samantha, trouser pickles are serious bizness!

Smoochies,

E3
Rita Ilfeld Sep 28, 2009, 2:08am EDT
Ok, I just had my laugh for the weekend!! I liked "six inch homewrecker the best"...have never heard that one...you're a good looking guy!! Funny!!!
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 5:45am EDT
Rita, you're a babe, not that I'd say that to you publicly or anything.

Thanks for such sweet lies, a gadzillion smoochies are being electronically transported to you!

E3
This too, was my favorite reference. lol
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 7:50pm EDT
Ladies, the old six inch homewrecker has been immortalized in verse many, many times, I am but the latest......

Smoochies,

E3
Rita Ilfeld Sep 28, 2009, 2:08am EDT
whats funny is a Disney Channel trailer comes on right after that....at least it did when I watched it......................
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 5:46am EDT
LOL! A Disney trailer right after "The Trouser Pickle Song?" That's priceless!

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Was it for the Veggietables? lol
Ed, the only thing better than waking up to a trouser pickle song........ correction.......YOUR trouser pickle song....... is to be woke up by a trouser pickle itself.:) When you can 'pull that one off', you will have a lot of happy women at gather. lol

Day Late Smoochies!!!!

Fersosh
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 7:51pm EDT
LOL Mandy, you always say the sweetest things!

Smoochies deluxe,

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Rita Ilfeld Sep 28, 2009, 9:40am EDT
ha ha ha......that's pretty good!! yes being awakened BY trouser pickle is even better.....
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 7:51pm EDT
Why am I blushing and staring at your pic all at the same time, darlin'?

Smoochies,

E3
Rita Ilfeld Sep 28, 2009, 7:54pm EDT
I made a man blush??!! YOWZA!! :)
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 7:57pm EDT
Ya done good!

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Rita Ilfeld Sep 28, 2009, 7:59pm EDT
I can die happy now...:)
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 9:01pm EDT
Don't die, I still wanna look at your pic, give an old man something to look forward to, okay?

Smoochies,

E3
Rita Ilfeld Sep 28, 2009, 9:03pm EDT
no plans on dying any time in the near future...:)
Ed Williams Sep 29, 2009, 5:50am EDT
That's good, your comments wouldn't be near as good here, darlin', if you were dead.....

Living smoochies,

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Happy New Year Nuggets Sep 28, 2009, 3:52pm EDT
you sure do have alot of page views on this, what is your secret
Ed Williams Sep 28, 2009, 7:52pm EDT
Honestly, I am as bewildered as you are, it's like all of a sudden they've gone up really high. I don't know if it's a fluke or something else, I just figure I'll enjoy it while I can!

Thanks,

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