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January 23, 2009 07:23 AM EST --
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here are the glorious winner:
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December 24, 2008 11:39 PM EST --
From my almighty e-mail
THESE REALLY WORK!!
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO . . .
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February 13, 2007 06:16 PM EST --
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," . . .
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January 30, 2007 11:37 PM EST --
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Needless to say, his wife was really ticked.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes . . .
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January 30, 2007 07:56 AM EST --
Good morning gather peoplenesses,
I was watching the morning news on a local TV station and the weatherman announces that today is inane answering machine messages day. I thought this would . . .
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January 25, 2007 10:22 AM EST --
After reading an article by Ina Townsend Young called 'On hating one's name', which was clever and funny, I had disclosed the name my mother would have given me had I been born a . . .
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January 25, 2007 08:41 AM EST --
I got a gift from a co-worker a while back, a bumper sticker that says, "I'm as confused as a new-born baby in a topless bar." I have proudly attatched it to my 'Ghetto . . .
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January 23, 2007 07:14 PM EST --
I can't tell you how many times on any given saturday morning at Warren Lanes in Phillipsburg, N.J., I hear one of my kids tell me they stink at bowling. One of my methods is to get the kid in . . .
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January 22, 2007 10:32 AM EST --
A lot of kids get discouraged about bowling or any other sport because they think they can't perform up to their own expectations. I am a USBC (United States Bowling Congress) coach and run into . . .
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January 22, 2007 09:05 AM EST --
I have started a new group called coaching kids. I'd be interested in us sharing our experiences of teachjing our children sports and the methods, advice, drills and motivational tools we use . . .
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January 13, 2007 02:19 PM EST --
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the . . .
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January 12, 2007 06:48 PM EST --
A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye. He sits down on a bench, and begins throwing peanuts to the seagulls. Two curious young children . . .
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January 06, 2007 03:10 PM EST --
Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
"Doctor, you must help me." she pleaded. "It's gotten so that . . .
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January 06, 2007 01:23 PM EST --
My mother told me this.....
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?"
"Why Yes, John, . . .
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January 04, 2007 01:42 PM EST --
From an actual trial in London .....
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. . . .
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January 03, 2007 06:05 AM EST --
A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his evening. . . .
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December 27, 2006 03:53 AM EST --
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for . . .
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December 26, 2006 04:53 PM EST --
I heard this from bro-in-law........
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front . . .
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December 24, 2006 10:15 PM EST --
Merry Christmas all adult humor fans.... I will be closing shop tomorrow but will return with a few good jokes I heard last night at our family Christmas get together. Thank you all for posting to . . .
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December 18, 2006 09:38 PM EST --
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. . . .
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