Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom's Posts
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January 07, 2010 01:04 PM EST --
Otis loves bed making. Ever since he was a kitten he has delighted in helping me make my bed. Naturally he applies Cat Rules. According to Cat Rules the way bed making works is that . . .
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January 07, 2010 12:25 PM EST --
Desperately bored, my wife and I decided to watch the latest episode of Law and Order SVU last night. I noticed the name Jack Larson in the credits that overlay the opening of the show. . . .
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January 04, 2010 10:54 AM EST --
Here's a song from a '50s TV show by Will Shade and Charlie Burse of the Memphis Jug Band. Shade is playing the washtub and Burse is playing what looks like a tenor resonator guitar. This . . .
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January 01, 2010 01:45 PM EST --
Happy new year 2010. I quit smoking nearly 16 years ago so I don't have a wide choice of more conventional new years resolutions to fail at. This year instead of making no resolutions I decided . . .
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December 30, 2009 01:38 PM EST --
It's getting close to the end of the year. I've seen a lot of end of the decade lists--best of the decade, worst of the decade, most perverse of the decade...Admittedly a decade that began in the . . .
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December 18, 2009 01:29 PM EST --
The Christmas Pickle is an underground holiday tradition that may go back to Sumeria. It's gene rally attributed to Bavaria. My wife, who is partially of German descent, bought a pickle ornament . . .
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December 16, 2009 01:35 PM EST --
Here's a little picture to prove that Timmeh and I hang out. He envies my slime ball, a trick pitch that amphibians have perfected. It's one that humans need artificial aids for. I envy his velocity . . .
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December 16, 2009 11:31 AM EST --
Hamid Karzai lookalike Fed chairperson Ben Bernanke is Time's person of the year. I suspect Time has reasons for its choice althought the official NNN position is that we don't really care . . .
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December 11, 2009 07:54 PM EST --
Michelle Duggar gave birth to her 19th child earlier today by c-section. Rumors of Tiger Woods' sex addiction have filled the blogosphere, talk shows, celebrity gossip organs, and small minds. . . .
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December 07, 2009 05:17 PM EST --
The roster of women claiming to have been Tiger Woods' mistress has grown daily at a rate similar to that of a black hole passing through the galactic center. Meanwhile, the controversy over Woods' . . .
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December 07, 2009 04:16 PM EST --
Bob Hicks of Atlanta, GA recorded under the name Barbecue Bob in the late '20s and early '30s. He died of tuberculosis when he was about 30, cutting short a musical career that showed every sign . . .
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December 07, 2009 11:30 AM EST --
People who live at or near sea level in the Bay Area rarely see snow unless they go somewhere it actually snows. There are parts of the Bay Area above 2000 feet or so where snow remains on the ground . . .
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December 04, 2009 11:52 AM EST --
By Digger Burrows, NNN Celebrity Conspiracy Correspondent
Tiger Woods was in a minor traffic accident last week. While his car, a fire hydrant, and a tree or two suffered some damage, . . .
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December 02, 2009 11:42 AM EST --
Tiger Wo ods had a car accident just outside his driveway a few days ago. Tabloids, celebrity web sites, and blogs have been filled with febrile speculation about Woods' possible extra-ma rital . . .
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November 30, 2009 01:40 PM EST --
Cyber Monday is a relic from the prehistoric days of the Internet when people still had dialup connections at home and waited till the Monday after Thanksgiving to shop on line using the high speed connections . . .
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November 27, 2009 02:25 PM EST --
Discerning readers will notice that "Marlo Thomas" in the title is not a possessive. That's because this article features a tasty substitution in a time honored leftover turkey recipe; it's turkey . . .
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November 26, 2009 02:07 PM EST --
Blackfridaydeals 2009. What a search argument. I really like condensing it into a word and a date. Thank heaven, they've finally arrived. I have pictures to prove it. Is . . .
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November 20, 2009 01:03 PM EST --
Tim Lincecum created a new entry in the baseball record book by being the first player ever to win consecutive Cy Young awards in his first two full seasons. Sarah Palin, a dark horse in the . . .
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November 18, 2009 11:59 AM EST --
In bars and internet cafes the hot word of the day is "nephelococcygia." Rumor has it that Fidel Castro is dead as a result of excessive engagement in the practice. NNN researcher Karl . . .
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November 17, 2009 04:42 PM EST --
by Nippy Katz, NNN Editor, publisher, and celebrity drug use correspondent
The Sarah Palin Newsweek cover upsets Palin. She feels that it trivializes her. Of course, it has nothing to . . .
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