sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j.'s Posts
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September 01, 2009 02:28 PM EDT --
Today, my living room and hallway got painted. Let me tell you why this was such an accomplishment.
My late husband and I were (are) big procrastinators. I admit, he was a lot worse than I . . .
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August 30, 2009 11:06 AM EDT --
I made a quick trip this morning. I'm about out of dish washing liquid and was able to work me out a deal combining the new sale and coupons.
1) glade reed diffuser fragrance @ 6.99 (I used . . .
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August 26, 2009 05:47 PM EDT --
Wow, it's been a while since I've been on here! Everything's going pretty good in my household, how is it in yours?
If there are any posts that I've missed this last couple of months that anyone . . .
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June 18, 2009 05:22 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
I've heard that "a rose by any other name smells just as sweet". Well then, when my wife gets mad at me, why do I have to go buy a 79.95 dozen roses instead of just picking some . . .
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June 02, 2009 08:59 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
I think my boyfriend's crazy! He told me that for 3 days a month he turns into a werewolf. Don't you think that's weird?
Signed,
Freaked in Fargo
Dear . . .
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June 01, 2009 07:35 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My wife is always fussing at me for leaving the toilet seat up. That works both ways. Maybe I should start fussing at her for leaving it down. What do you think?
Signed,
. . .
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May 31, 2009 09:01 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My husband told me he wants an "open" marriage. What should I do?
Signed,
Closed in Kentucky
Dear Closed,
"Open" the front door-
and then kick him . . .
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May 29, 2009 02:55 PM EDT --
All my girls are smart, but only the youngest is left in school. I went to her awards ceremony today; it was her last year in elementary school. (She's going into 6th grade). She got an award for straight . . .
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May 28, 2009 07:08 AM EDT --
I was looking through some of my wedding pictures and decided to scan some of them into the computer and share. They mean even more to me since my husband passed away. These were taken almost 13 years . . .
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May 26, 2009 03:49 PM EDT --
All I can say is EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
I get the heebie- jeebies thinking about it falling out on my head!
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April 18, 2009 06:18 PM EDT --
This is in honor of my husband's birthday tomorrow. If he were still alive, he would be 51.
It would have been your birthday
It would have been your night
But you're . . .
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April 14, 2009 02:23 PM EDT --
...was sticking out of the top of a bush in my front yard? A SNAKE! How does a snake get up there like that? Can they climb? It wasn't poisonous, but still freaked me out.
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April 13, 2009 05:04 PM EDT --
No, not just any penny, and please no puns about how I've lost my "cents" LOL. I've actually been looking for a new 2009 penny. There will be four new designs on the reverses of the . . .
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April 12, 2009 09:34 AM EDT --
Whether you be with family or friends
on this lovely day
may all your hearts be filled with love
and joy in every way!
Happy Easter from The Hapless Housewife!
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April 09, 2009 09:54 AM EDT --
I'm so happy; things are looking up. The insurance adjuster just left. He said there was lots of hail damage, and they're going to replace the whole thing, even the roof of the deck that was built . . .
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April 07, 2009 12:23 PM EDT --
or maybe it doesn't LOL. The toilet quit flushing, so I guess it's not "sucking" anymore. (Bad pun, I know, but it's laugh or cry, and I'm choosing to laugh at my run of bad . . .
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April 03, 2009 12:01 PM EDT --
And that's putting it mildly. First, I've been dealing with flooding in the crawlspace under my house, which happens because we've been getting 4 or 5 inches of rain dumped on our city . . .
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February 11, 2009 04:44 PM EST --
Statistics say that most accidents happen in the home.
They don't say that they happen more often if you're a stockpiler.
Today started like any other day. A little cleaning, . . .
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December 30, 2008 05:45 PM EST --
You know, I've never stood in the middle of a nascar track with cars speeding by me at 200 miles an hour, but it couldn't be more dangerous than when I tried to clearance shop at Target this morning! . . .
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December 24, 2008 01:27 PM EST --
Boy, I've had a lot of these lately!
My youngest stepdaughter is getting ready to have her nose pierced. It made me wonder-
After a nose is pierced, once the stud is out and the piercing . . .
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