Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.'s Posts
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November 03, 2009 03:22 PM EST --
it has came to my attention that somebody who's name i want mention but whos initilas start with sandy k has wrote a artacle abut how its okay to write anything you wanjt even if it has bad speeling and . . .
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October 14, 2009 02:31 PM EDT --
Even if it was only my initials, everyone knows to whom she referred, so I'm here to express my eternal gratitude and humble thankitude to the estimable Ms. Sarah.
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October 12, 2009 06:47 PM EDT --
Because I can spell.
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September 18, 2009 01:54 PM EDT --
At precisely 4:44 AM today I was awakened by odd sounds of rustling and whispering emanating from the living room. I crept in quietly, bat and camera at the ready, not knowing what to expect, but . . .
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August 31, 2009 08:44 PM EDT --
November 19, 2006 05:21 PM EST (Updated: November 22, 2006 04:33 PM EST
As you'll note from the time stamp, this originally appeared in my first year as a Gather member. It garnered about . . .
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August 29, 2009 04:29 PM EDT --
I posed this question in several different forms on the thread of a post that declared those of us who could or would not accept the "fact" of god's existence were just being obstinate, obdurate, obtuse . . .
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August 19, 2009 05:28 PM EDT --
For those of you who still think it's a good idea to keep the bookies and odds makers in business by continuing to support Big Insurance and Big Pharma, please take a look at THIS .
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August 12, 2009 08:17 PM EDT --
Every time I hear reports of the Healthcare Bookies' puppets spreading panic by yelling "socialism" in crowded theaters, I wonder how far up their asses they keep their heads. Especially the . . .
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August 07, 2009 11:14 PM EDT --
According to my friendly neighborhood (Tampa) coroner, cocaine was a major contributor to the death of pitchman Billy Mays. He didn't die of an overdose, exactly...he just compromised the health . . .
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August 06, 2009 04:56 PM EDT --
I wanted to share the following (from MoveOn.org) with those of you who rely on the "wisdom" of Faux Noise, Rush "the addict" Limburger, and their lying Republican Congressmen. . . .
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August 04, 2009 03:31 PM EDT --
Because I was toilet trained by a Teutonic Drill Sergeant (read "jewish mother"), I was habituated to examine the results of my evacuations at an early age. This admonition was reinforced by my . . .
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August 03, 2009 07:07 PM EDT --
My redoubtable housekeeper told me today of a dish she perfected for her late wealthy employer: "It was really just cold potato soup with leeks", she shrugged, "but he called it Vicious Swah . "
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August 02, 2009 05:01 PM EDT --
The cougar concept has suddenly captured the imaginations of the American public. From Demi and Ashton, to the sixty-two year-old Erica Kane dating her daughter’s ex-lover on “All . . .
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August 01, 2009 02:54 PM EDT --
The roommate's gone for the rest of the day
Leaving me free to stay bare as a jay
Not a soul to say me nay
I love a naked Saturday!
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July 28, 2009 04:03 PM EDT --
Now that the ex-Governor of Alaska has given her farewell ramble, rumors say she may be doing a talk show . I can't help but wonder how that might go. For instance, I imagine a conversation . . .
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July 22, 2009 07:50 PM EDT --
I know we've all received requests for help from suffering millionaires, but there's something wonderfully creative about this one. Don't you think we should adopt David and put him through school? . . .
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July 18, 2009 02:59 PM EDT --
In another calculated move to improve its bottom line, regardless of consequences, the Gatherpowers have joined chubby hands with Kraft foods, (until recently a large part of the benevolent Philip Morris . . .
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July 14, 2009 05:17 PM EDT --
My soul shrivels in cringing guilt . My heart is shredded with sorrow. My eyes are awash with unfallen tears. I have watched a dear friend commit suicide and it was all my fault. . . .
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July 01, 2009 03:24 PM EDT --
The following exchange started on a thread emanating from the picture of a balloon flower posted by Inapie, the Flower Floozie. If you would like to become a member of the IBWC, feel free to join . . .
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June 25, 2009 07:27 PM EDT --
I wonder if they ever met. I wonder if they could be connected in a game of "Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon". I wonder if the tabloids can make something sinister of the coincidence. I . . .
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