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March 21, 2010 01:31 AM UTC --
A GOOD THING TO KNOW:
New Law: If a patrol car is pulled over to the side of the road, you must change to the next lane (away from the stopped vehicle) or slow down by 20 mph. Every . . .
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December 20, 2009 04:55 AM UTC --
As I sit here all alone I ponder on memories and feel like a clone
I am not like I used to be memory,eyesight and hair all changing as the years go by surely everyone can see
things I used to know . . .
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December 15, 2009 02:04 AM UTC --
A man charges into a bank wearing a mask and waving a pistol.
He shouts, "This is a bank robbery, everyone get on the floor!"
And he proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he rushes towards the . . .
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December 15, 2009 01:18 AM UTC --
Here is one way you c an tell! LMAO
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December 15, 2009 12:33 AM UTC --
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't . . .
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December 11, 2009 11:16 PM UTC --
My two lesbian Neighbors , . . .
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December 07, 2009 09:51 PM UTC --
this video will show a butterfly destroyed my house LOL
http://us.f599.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?clean=0&fid=JOKES&mid=1_78705_ALsMDUwAAPFoSczZ9gPVviblzoE&pid=2&tnef=&prefFilename=HOW_A_BUTTERFLY_DESTROYED_M.wmv&redirectURL=http%3A%2F%2Fus.mc599.mail.yahoo.com%2Fmc%2FshowMessage%3Fcmd%3Ddownload.failure%26fid%3DJOKES%26mid%3D1_78705_ALsMDUwAAPFoSczZ9gPVviblzoE%26pid%3D2%26tnef%3D%26prefFilename%3DHOW_A_BUTTERFLY_DESTROYED_M.wmv&view=none&cb=parent.attachmentFail . . .
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December 07, 2009 09:32 PM UTC --
> A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver > a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver > screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove > up over the curb, . . .
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December 07, 2009 09:25 PM UTC --
This could happen to you....
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know . . .
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November 16, 2009 12:54 AM UTC --
this is my facebook badge.
Ron Holmes
Create Your Badge
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 12, 2009 03:56 AM UTC --
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL PLEASE READ --------------------------------------
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that . . .
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November 08, 2009 07:58 AM UTC --
A friend just gave me some deer meat about 12-13 pounds.I am not sure what cut of meat it is( LOL).I was wondering how long to thaw,running water or not,cooking times and temperature(oven),seasonings? . . .
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November 08, 2009 06:42 AM UTC --
Read This Slowly
Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often? . . .
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November 08, 2009 06:19 AM UTC --
I wil attempt to explain this concept "as I see it" Gather makes their money from the total number of members that their advertisers will be able to reach,so if gather can get their members to "Do the . . .
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November 06, 2009 12:50 PM UTC --
Got this in an e-mail today. This really worked! I was surprised.
Keep Your Eyes On The Dots ==================
You see a circle of violet dots. Each of them disappears in order, like moving . . .
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November 06, 2009 12:19 PM UTC --
A woman ran over a mattress on the way to St. Cloud Minn. and decided not to worry and
kept driving.
The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole . . .
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November 06, 2009 11:54 AM UTC --
Eye Test
Need glasses ?
look carefully at the picture below:
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November 04, 2009 01:30 AM UTC --
Yep. That's for me!
I want to be trailer trash. They did not
cause any of the problems that our country
faces today. They did not get mortgages
they couldn't . . .
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November 04, 2009 12:44 AM UTC --
After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the new one.
So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, . . .
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November 04, 2009 12:07 AM UTC --
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow, that was addressed . . .
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