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April 06, 2009 11:48 PM EDT --
OLDER THAN DIRT
'Someone asked the other day, 'What
was your favorite fast food when you
were growing up?'
'We didn't have . . .
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March 20, 2009 02:01 PM EDT --
WORRY
Is there a magic cutoff period when
Offspring become accountable for their own
Actions? Is there a wonderful moment when
Parents can . . .
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February 17, 2009 09:02 PM EST --
Jayde and Jozey
Who is who?
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February 16, 2009 11:13 AM EST --
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going . . .
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February 15, 2009 04:08 PM EST --
Cancel your credit card before you
die..........
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before
you die.
This is so priceless, . . .
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February 14, 2009 06:54 PM EST --
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is ..... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is ..... having friends.
At age 16 success is ..... having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is ..... . . .
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February 13, 2009 05:07 PM EST --
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister . . .
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February 13, 2009 09:37 AM EST --
Jayde helped her dad clean his guns.
As she put on the cleaning oil Al wiped it clean.
. . .
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February 13, 2009 09:21 AM EST --
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
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February 10, 2009 10:52 PM EST --
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my fanny
And . . .
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February 10, 2009 02:38 PM EST --
FVLA4NNFOX7W
NLPNRATX7BRH
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February 07, 2009 03:24 PM EST --
A RETIREE'S THOUGHT...
My Wife asked, "Whatcha doin' today?"
I said, "Nothing."
She said, "You did that yesterday."
I said, "I wasn't finished." . . .
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February 07, 2009 03:12 PM EST --
The History of APRONS
I don't think our kids know what an
apron is.
The principal use of Grandma's
apron was to protect the dress
underneath, because . . .
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February 06, 2009 04:52 PM EST --
I only have one coke code hope you can use it. If I find more I will post them as I find them. When is the coke thing over?
BWAPOJVXJM5L
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January 31, 2009 11:38 AM EST --
Anger Management
Husband says: When I get mad at
you, You never fight back. How do you control
your anger so well?
Wife says: I clean . . .
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January 30, 2009 04:54 PM EST --
A GREAT RECIPE... . . .
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January 30, 2009 04:17 PM EST --
Who is your REAL FRIEND?
This really works...!
If you don't believe it, just try
this experiment.
Put your dog and your spouse in
the trunk of the car for an hour.
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January 30, 2009 08:57 AM EST --
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, . . .
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January 28, 2009 07:01 PM EST --
INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW........................
B lood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a
Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
STROKE: . . .
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January 28, 2009 10:59 AM EST --
The Eye Test
Can you find the B
(there are 2 B's) DON'T skip or your wish won't come True...
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR . . .
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