|
August 25, 2008 11:20 PM EDT --
At a recent press conference, a reporter asked the chairman of the Chinese Olympic Committee about China's Olympic slogan, "One world, one dream."
"As recently as ten years ago," . . .
more
|
|
August 05, 2008 04:47 PM EDT --
A team of archaeologists were excavating a site near Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it:
Woman, Donkey, Shovel, Fish, and Star of David
After months of studying . . .
more
|
|
July 31, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a gas station.
And that's how the fight started…
============
My . . .
more
|
|
July 24, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt . . .
more
|
|
July 17, 2008 02:17 PM EDT --
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, . . .
more
|
|
July 16, 2008 05:16 PM EDT --
I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. . . .
more
|
|
July 10, 2008 10:19 AM EDT --
a. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
b. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
d. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
e. Those who jump off . . .
more
|
|
July 09, 2008 02:53 PM EDT --
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic . . .
more
|
|
July 08, 2008 10:42 AM EDT --
x
more
|
|
July 07, 2008 12:07 PM EDT --
An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler was crying and at times screaming at the top of his lungs.
As the old gentleman walked up and down the aisles, people could hear him . . .
more
|
|
July 03, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, especially to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree . . .
more
|
|
July 02, 2008 03:45 PM EDT --
Q. Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? . . .
more
|
|
July 02, 2008 09:19 AM EDT --
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce
Oklahoma
As this tshirt indicates, the proper way is:
' Okla . . . homa' (There's a pause between . . .
more
|
|
July 01, 2008 10:37 PM EDT --
The preacher says, "This week's sermon is about the difference between knowledge and faith.
"There is the first row sit Tom and Mary, and their 7 children."
The preacher smiles . . .
more
|
|
June 30, 2008 08:15 AM EDT --
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks . . .
more
|
|
June 11, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
.
more
|
|
June 11, 2008 10:11 AM EDT --
The Silent generation, people born before 1946.
The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.
Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.
Generation Y, people born between 1980 and . . .
more
|
|
May 16, 2008 04:54 PM EDT --
These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts', and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment . . .
more
|
|
May 16, 2008 01:43 PM EDT --
This is my kind of guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to K -Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he . . .
more
|
|
May 14, 2008 05:30 PM EDT --
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + . . .
more
|
|
|
Wacky & Tacky !'s Popular Post Tags
|
