Photo by Tracy Fabre

I want to work for this marketing firm.

Mary! I was just thinking about you a little while ago.  I decided you'd left the country.

Pregnant women are porous material... who knew?

Hi Tracy, no I still reside here is the Us...just working nights for awhile...and keeping busy on the social front

LOL.

Aaaah! PLEASE let me use it as a projectile! LOL

Funny! I wish more people would add some humor to their product documentation! I gave my son, Matt, a doormat last Christmas.  It said, "Hi. My name is Mat."

"That ought to keep the little b*stard lawyers satisfied."

If I can't use it as a projectile then I don't want it. What good is a mat that you can't hurl at unwanted visitors or chew on?

YEAH! Especially at "magic christians" who want to "share" with me on a Sunday morning!  LOL

I was gonna glue it to my dog.  She's always muddy.  Darn!  (also, I'm fairly sure she has CFED).

What does the mat do if you "taunt it"?

Um... wow.  =)

Somebody has a great sense of humor. Covers all bases don't you think?

I love it!! I think I like this side better too!

"Do not taunt mat." Exactly. It's o.k. to walk all over them but there's no need to rub it in.

Hey, I'm like that!

They forgot to say you should not eat that label or set it on fire, and if you use it to roll joints with they're not responsible for any of the consequences.

If you can roll the entire mat into one huge joint, is it okay to smoke that? Regardless of the consequences and/or lawsuits?

No.

I agree. In fact, I think they need to add a disclaimer that while it is expected that people will occasionally step on the doormat, they should be aware that they assume all risk when they do so should anything normally unforseen happen, such as all the molecules of the doormat moving in the same direction at the same time and flying off to some uncertain destination. The probability might be "vanishingly small", but it's better to be safe than sued.

that is the best mat ever.

And here I was thinking I was going to see a quote by Rebecca West from 1913. The doormat company is very concise in their warnings

Oh and the quote -

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

Rebecca West 1913

<i>Do not taunt mat</i>

That's very good advice.  I learned my lesson when I taunted Happy Fun Ball.

Those warnings are very similar. Hmm...

Yes, but funny is as funny does.  

I always loved that HFB "ad"!

I love this! I am rolling on the floor (but not on my doormat)

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whoa.. What were they thinking, when they put this on?  Is this their way of protecting themselves from a lawsuit?  Geez.... 

that's too funny.   I don't think they left anything out.

Great label, Tracy.