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Dec 18, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 79
She's way too cute, John.
Dec 16, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 34
I think Col. George has it.
It's OK to ask what's being served if you have medical or religious restrictions on your diet. It's not OK to be combative or rude about it.
If it's a sit down dinner, you should always take the preferences and restrictions of the guests as a guide to the menu.
A casual party would give less weight to the preferences of the guests because they're free to come and go and aren't forced to sit down for two hours staring at an empty plate!
Dec 15, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 16
I can't help being stranger, Kate; it's genetic.
Dec 15, 2007 | comments: 21
She's not stealing it - she's replacing it.
She's a "holly back" girl.
Dec 15, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 16
Nippy, it was too sharp and pointy to fit into the pouch comfortably, and I have to keep my paws free to type.
Dec 15, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 16
Now I just need to get invited to the Possum Posse so I can post it there...
Dec 4, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 28
"Bugger" is a verb for the sexual act involving a phallus and rear orifice, Sandy. Joanne's nose is too small for that, unless her boogers are buggering each other.
Now my new favorite expletive will be "Buggering Boogers, Batman!"
Dec 4, 2007 | rating: 9.8 | comments: 39
If I celebrate Hanukkwanzaasolstimas™ I get to attend more parties than if I pick just one.
Dec 4, 2007 | rating: 9.8 | comments: 39
And I'll answer Happy Chanukwanzaasolstimas™ right back at ya!
(It's the Official Opposum winter holiday, you know. Or Merry Seussmas™, depending on my mood.)
Dec 4, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 9
Does he have a little Grinchy possum companion?
Dec 3, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 24
Hitchhiker's Guide is one of those cultural universialities, like Star Trek, only whoputthetribblesinthequadrotriticalier.
At least that's what's printed on my towel.
Dec 3, 2007 | rating: 8.4 | comments: 34
"Why make an effort to seek out people to offend?"
By, say, emailing people you're not connected to about things they haven't shown any interest in?

Merry Christmas, and remember: no spam or fruitcake.
Dec 3, 2007 | comments: 66
I think "ümläüt" will be my new greeting, Nippy.
I need to do more designs for the store, though. Grammar is SO molestable!
Dec 3, 2007 | rating: 8.4 | comments: 34
To clarify, I had no idea who Bruce Littlefield was...
And I still don't, nor want to, because his fans spam and delete. Maybe I shouldn't rush to judge; you may just be having an "off day" that's causing you to lack the "Christmas Spirit".
Dec 3, 2007 | rating: 8.4 | comments: 34
Spam is bad PR, Patrick - you're really not doing Mr. Litttlefield a favor by it.
Unless, of course, your plan is actually to leave a bad taste in association with him. That's worked pretty well so far.
Dec 3, 2007 | comments: 66
Some of these people just don't know how to share the internets.
Dec 2, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 24
No snow here, nor the promised rain.
Dec 2, 2007 | rating: 10 | comments: 32
It's a shortened version of his real name, Hermaphrodite. His parents were hippy Classics professors...
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