Scooter Van Neuter's Comments
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Jan 5, 2010 | recommended: 13 | comments: 56
Scooter Van Neuter Jan 5, 2010, 9:51am EST
I think we need to find a way to burn these turtles for energy.

After the turtles are gone we burn the idiot Greenpeacers and liberal "Greeners" for energy also, while turning the 6 square miles into a really nice mall.

Problems solved.
Jan 4, 2010 | recommended: 3 | comments: 14
in reply to a comment by Monica C.
Scooter Van Neuter Jan 5, 2010, 9:41am EST
I believe these scanners have been around, but public outcry kept them from being used.
Jan 4, 2010 | recommended: 3 | comments: 14
in reply to a comment by L. H.
Scooter Van Neuter Jan 4, 2010, 7:40pm EST
I don't write the news, I just report it
Dec 22, 2009 | recommended: 12 | comments: 16
in reply to a comment by LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 22, 2009, 7:30pm EST
I had to really search for this one:)
Dec 22, 2009 | recommended: 12 | comments: 16
in reply to a comment by Solskin Iam
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 22, 2009, 7:28pm EST
Thank you Solskin, but I really don't - this story is about 80% factual!
Dec 21, 2009 | recommended: 2 | comments: 2
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 21, 2009, 7:29pm EST
Great analogy, Kent!
If Ben falls over dead and his guts spill out on the ground, I personally won't be that surprised......
Dec 17, 2009 | recommended: 10 | comments: 18
in reply to a comment by C A.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 17, 2009, 7:34pm EST
I wouldn't exaggerate
Dec 17, 2009 | recommended: 10 | comments: 18
in reply to a comment by Col. George W.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 17, 2009, 7:33pm EST
Colonel, the way you worded that almost implies that I'm not serious at times. Please understand this is the "hard stuff," if you're looking for fluff I suggest you pick up a Newsweek.

PS: I hope I was in time:)
Dec 15, 2009 | comments: 12
in reply to a comment by L. H.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 15, 2009, 1:56pm EST
Wow, you're right - that does kind of look like Pelosi. Scary!
Dec 14, 2009 | comments: 34
in reply to a comment by LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 14, 2009, 7:53pm EST
Yes. I think you did
Dec 14, 2009 | comments: 34
in reply to a comment by Col. George W.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 14, 2009, 7:43pm EST
I have no doubt he will. He is clearly a legend in his own mind.
Dec 14, 2009 | comments: 34
in reply to a comment by Lionel LaVergne
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 14, 2009, 7:41pm EST
Lionel, I will count you as part of the 47% that would prefer listening to the President. For whatever it's worth, I am also a member of that group.
Dec 14, 2009 | comments: 34
in reply to a comment by L. H.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 14, 2009, 1:27pm EST
Thank you L.H.
I'm sure my mother is very proud.
Dec 11, 2009 | comments: 19
in reply to a comment by L. H.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 11, 2009, 7:50pm EST
I should have known when I saw the other blonde Barbies Tiger was messing around with that Sissy was his type, only more so.
I share the blame.
Dec 11, 2009 | comments: 19
in reply to a comment by vickey w
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 11, 2009, 3:34pm EST
Thank you, I am hurting.
Dec 11, 2009 | comments: 19
in reply to a comment by LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 11, 2009, 1:07pm EST
She's not really overweight - don't forget, the interweb adds a good 10 lbs.
Dec 10, 2009 | comments: 16
in reply to a comment by Aimee B.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 10, 2009, 8:07pm EST
Aimee, I like the way you think.
Dec 10, 2009 | comments: 16
in reply to a comment by LEЯA © Politcally Incorrect M.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 10, 2009, 8:06pm EST
My friend Pepe does. We're on our third one.
Dec 7, 2009 | comments: 11
in reply to a comment by Col. George W.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 7, 2009, 9:49pm EST
I found some serious warming and am going back tomorrow to continue my probe.
Dec 7, 2009 | comments: 11
in reply to a comment by C A.
Scooter Van Neuter Dec 7, 2009, 2:57pm EST
I tried to salvage it, but the woman got all huffy when I tried to lick it off her legs.

Now that I think of it, maybe that's why they made me leave.
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Berkeley, California

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