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Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 10
in reply to a comment by Kimber L.
Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 12:26pm EST
I like white kittens, but I know to stop at two.
Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 10
in reply to a comment by Tracy Fabre
Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 12:17pm EST
I saw a handy Paris Hilton slang grid the other day. Apparently, leaders in the field now favor the "ev" usage.
Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 18
in reply to a comment by ann c.
Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 12:06pm EST
If I got my wife an Elvis ornament for Christmas I'd be deader than he is.
Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 10
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Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 12:04pm EST
Like totally--or whatever.
Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 18
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Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 10:44am EST
Like Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop, you've got to put a limit on it. "Here's $5--go get yourself something nice. I haven't got time."
Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 18
in reply to a comment by Kimber L.
Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 10:38am EST
There's an expression in Texas for someone who's so backwoodsy that they aren't aware of the world going on around them: "You oughta move up to the road and take a paper."
Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 18
in reply to a comment by Paul M.
Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 10:37am EST
It's me or Osama bin Laden--you choose.
Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 18
in reply to a comment by Kimber L.
Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 10:23am EST
In the small town where I grew up you would see these ads in the classifieds from time to time like "I will no longer be responsible for the debts of my-exwife Lurleen, Jim Ray Houchens."

Much more civilized than a billboard.
Nov 20, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 18
in reply to a comment by Tracy Fabre
Con Chapman Nov 20, 2009, 9:10am EST
As a boy, I barely survived the Japanese Beetle Scare of 1964.
Nov 18, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 5
in reply to a comment by Greg Schiller
Con Chapman Nov 19, 2009, 12:11pm EST
Workplace violence is spreading.
Nov 19, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 5
in reply to a comment by Dan R.
Con Chapman Nov 19, 2009, 9:56am EST
I'm sure there'll be some takers, which raises the question: If you can't make money in one of the few profitable segments of the recording industry, you must be a pretty bad rapper.
Nov 18, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 5
in reply to a comment by Paul M.
Con Chapman Nov 19, 2009, 9:31am EST
The weapon of choice is Screaming Yellow Zonkers.
Nov 17, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 2
in reply to a comment by Paul M.
Con Chapman Nov 18, 2009, 9:01am EST
I saw a great cartoon once. A guy is sitting down in a French restaurant and a frog comes wheeling out of the kitchen on one of those dollies mechanics use to get under cars, pushing himself with his arms.
Nov 16, 2009 | comments: 101
Con Chapman Nov 17, 2009, 6:17pm EST
These rules are hard!
Nov 17, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 6
in reply to a comment by Paul M.
Con Chapman Nov 17, 2009, 9:50am EST
A Goth justice--cool!
Nov 17, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 6
in reply to a comment by Paul M.
Con Chapman Nov 17, 2009, 9:17am EST
She's the one wearing black all the time.
Nov 17, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 6
in reply to a comment by Kimber L.
Con Chapman Nov 17, 2009, 9:16am EST
I wish I'd had a gecko whisperer. Then I would have known that he was sick of the chocolate-coated crickets.
Nov 11, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 2
in reply to a comment by Paul M.
Con Chapman Nov 13, 2009, 4:31pm EST
He inspired all those skinny Brits to become rock stars, so how did I end up a lawyer?
Nov 11, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 9
in reply to a comment by Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom
Con Chapman Nov 12, 2009, 10:51am EST
Does Moldavia know about this?
Nov 11, 2009 | rating: 10 | comments: 9
in reply to a comment by Paul M.
Con Chapman Nov 12, 2009, 10:47am EST
I'm going to start you with used Q-Tips, and move on from there.
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