Salma Hayek Jon Hamm on 30 Rock

If you hadn’t guessed from my title, both Salma Hayek and Jon Hamm were on 30 Rock last night – still the most underrated show on. Ever!  Each Thursday night I mean to watch it and almost every time I forget (Thursdays being waxing night here at the brothel). But last night I did catch 30 Rock and realized why all those snobby folk over at the Golden Globes get all twitterpated when they think about 30 Rock.

Anywho, Salma Hayek was on the show, firmly establishing herself along with Michelle Obama in my category of women over 40 IÂ’d so totally do. I know sheÂ’s a very fine and well acknowledged actress, does all them good acts like charities and the like, but every time I see her all I can think about is her jubblies. If anyone ever wanted to hypnotize me, they now know exactly what will keep my undivided attention...

And Jon Hamm, straight off his other job of carrying the show Mad Men, must have wanted to get a quick buck from his being the best dramatic actor at them Golden Globes. But I think I should probably let Jon Hamm know something: YouÂ’re not going to make too much money off of 30 Rock. The showÂ’s by far the best thing on TV, so it should be axed soon enough to make room for more reality TV.

Am I the only one in thinking 30 Rock is going to be the next Arrested Development? You know, the whole funny, yet critically acclaimed, niche that is always first on the chopping block. Only time will tell and this is one of the few times I hope to be proven wrong. About 30 Rock and the fact IÂ’ve been told itÂ’s impossible to please five women at once...

 

Oh, and if you want a little more proof 30 Rock is ten types of awesome, hereÂ’s the youtube of Tracy Jordan spoofing the Christian Bale rant:

 

 

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