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The Math teacher, The Priest, and The Soldier

October 23, 2009 03:16 PM EDT

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A priest, a math teacher, and a soldier all got on the plane.
The math teacher took out his math book to plan his next lesson, and it fell out the window.
The priest took out to bible to pray, and it fell out the window.
The soldier took out a grenade in memory of his grandfather, and it fell out the window.
They all got off the plane.
The math teacher found a girl crying on the sidewalk. The math teacher asks, "Why are you crying?" The little girl says, "A math book fell from the sky and hit me on the head!" The math teacher walked away.
The priest found a little boy crying on his lawn. The priest asked, "Why are you crying?" The little boy said, "A bible fell out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The priest walked away.
The soldier found a boy on the street laughing his head off. The soldier asks, "Why are you laughing so hard?" The little boy said," I farted and that house blew up!!!!"

out of cirousity how many of you found this joke funny? I kind of find it offensive so I would like to konw your reaction after reading it.

Thanx!

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Comments: 62

Nancy * Oct 23, 2009, 3:24pm EDT

I find it neither funny nor offensive. Just stupid.

David P. Oct 23, 2009, 4:28pm EDT

I agree.

golds g. Oct 23, 2009, 5:44pm EDT

ok thank you

Thomas Shubnell Oct 26, 2009, 9:13am EDT

not offensive, not very funny

golds g. Oct 28, 2009, 6:56pm EDT

ok

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Kimber L. Oct 23, 2009, 3:44pm EDT

I thought it was hilarious because my husband farts ALOT and his could probably blow up a house without a grenade - sorry fart humor though juvenille is something that gets a laugh in my home and I will probably pass it on to him!

Janie E. Oct 23, 2009, 5:26pm EDT

LOL!! I thought the same thing!

golds g. Oct 23, 2009, 5:44pm EDT

thanx for your opinion

Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Oct 25, 2009, 7:46pm EDT

Same here.
But Gold I can understand how this is offensive, but it is a joke..Its not meant to hurt anyone. You should see some of the joke our Priest use to tell. I know it does not make it right but , we have to be able to laugh special in the world today,.
I went through school hearing tons of Polish jokes it hurt me ... went home told my dad about it. He said to me that changed the whole out look on the jokes. He said "They are Jealous""

golds g. Oct 27, 2009, 9:42am EDT

the farting things wasnt what I found offensive I misread the joke I guess

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Randee "The Court Jester of LaLa Land ! ! !" always and forever, I just want to celebrate Oct 23, 2009, 3:47pm EDT

honestly I laughed.....
I didn't find it offensive at all.......

golds g. Oct 23, 2009, 5:44pm EDT

ok

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D M. Oct 23, 2009, 3:56pm EDT

I laughed. Why did you find it offensive?

golds g. Oct 23, 2009, 5:44pm EDT

I guess the way I read it ...

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Monique Mealue Oct 23, 2009, 4:16pm EDT

it was alright! I never heard it before!

golds g. Oct 23, 2009, 5:45pm EDT

same here

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Leo Lemmer Oct 23, 2009, 4:20pm EDT

Ohh no!

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Holly K. Oct 23, 2009, 5:41pm EDT

It wasn't real funny. I wasn't offended though.

golds g. Oct 23, 2009, 5:45pm EDT

ok

Lady of Lake Merritt =P Oct 28, 2009, 5:06am EDT

same here

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Love from Darlene! Oct 25, 2009, 12:43pm EDT

Why do you find it offensive, really?
If it was suppose to be a joke (then let it be just that a JOKE, nothing more).

golds g. Oct 27, 2009, 2:54pm EDT

misread it

Lady of Lake Merritt =P Oct 28, 2009, 5:06am EDT

i agree

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d d. Oct 25, 2009, 9:29pm EDT

It hit a 3 on the richter scale of funny. sorry. not offensive..kids talk about that stuff all the time. hh

golds g. Oct 27, 2009, 2:54pm EDT

I misread the joke

Lady of Lake Merritt =P Oct 28, 2009, 5:06am EDT

i agree dd

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DIANE D. Oct 26, 2009, 3:51am EDT

lol, Thanks for the Morning laugh~PIF~

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Sandra H. Oct 27, 2009, 6:13am EDT

It wasn't offensive, just not really funny........PIF

golds g. Oct 27, 2009, 2:54pm EDT

ok

Lady of Lake Merritt =P Oct 28, 2009, 5:06am EDT

i agree

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joseph k. Oct 27, 2009, 8:50am EDT

i found it funny HH

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Laura C. Oct 27, 2009, 11:36am EDT

I didn't find it offensive it all...I wouldn't say it was the funniest i've ever heard, but it was cute.

golds g. Oct 27, 2009, 2:54pm EDT

ok

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Lona Herling Oct 27, 2009, 4:32pm EDT

Its not offensive to me , I just didnt like it.
HH

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Jan S. Oct 27, 2009, 11:12pm EDT

I admit to being amused by flatulence humor. pif

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Lady of Lake Merritt =P Oct 28, 2009, 5:07am EDT

it was middle of the road.

i was in no way offended but it just didn't make me laugh.

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joseph k. Oct 28, 2009, 8:13am EDT

funny pif

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Nancy Biri Oct 28, 2009, 9:48am EDT

Not that funny

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Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Oct 28, 2009, 10:18am EDT

Thanks for sharing on Helping Out One Another

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♥♥LoViNg♥LiFe♥ ♥♥ Oct 28, 2009, 11:30am EDT

Hahaha!
I thought that was funny.
HH

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Renita P. Oct 28, 2009, 1:26pm EDT

It was cute, not really offensive. Not super funny though.
PIF

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Deloris Wright Oct 28, 2009, 3:05pm EDT

I didn't think it was that funny. But I did smile---PIF

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Donna W. Oct 28, 2009, 5:46pm EDT

It did make me smile.
PIF

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Praj S. Oct 28, 2009, 5:49pm EDT

Thats cool
HH

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Marsha S. Oct 28, 2009, 9:34pm EDT

the thing is that how would stuff fall out of an airplane window? otherwise it's funny
~Pay It Forward~

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Stacey *Mamasaid* D. Oct 29, 2009, 2:01pm EDT

It's definitely silly hh

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Melanie B. Oct 29, 2009, 7:45pm EDT

I think it's cute. lol

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.* Sandi * Oct 29, 2009, 9:45pm EDT

too silly

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pamela r. Oct 30, 2009, 8:20am EDT

Fart jokes are always funny..............IMHO ~~HH

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Nichole(getting those Christmas points) W. Oct 30, 2009, 9:58am EDT

I really didn't care for it.

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HEIDI F. Nov 1, 2009, 10:19am EST

paying it forward.

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Elizabeth S. Nov 2, 2009, 5:36pm EST

I didn't find it funny at all, but there are many who like that sort of "humor."

HH

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Sandi S. Nov 6, 2009, 12:21pm EST

ugh... it was not delightful... but I think the writer meant well! ;-)

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Angela A. Nov 6, 2009, 2:48pm EST

Hilarious!

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vickey w Nov 6, 2009, 5:07pm EST

I thought it was really cute.... lol

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K K. Nov 6, 2009, 5:47pm EST

6 out of 10 for funny.... just planes with open windows... be better if there was a new beginning.

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amy s. Nov 7, 2009, 12:22pm EST

Just stopping by to wish you a "Happy Holiday Season"

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golds g. Nov 7, 2009, 6:11pm EST

over all you found it funny some just didnt care for it got it!

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EDWINA (MISSIE) B. Nov 9, 2009, 7:05pm EST

thanks for sharing

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jenn g. Nov 12, 2009, 12:39pm EST

good joke

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Jen K. Nov 24, 2009, 9:28am EST

Why would this be offensive?? i laughed.. PIF

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Linda T. Nov 30, 2009, 3:11am EST

I did not find it offensive but it was rather dumb. First thought I had was that plane windows do not open. ~pif

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