by Dave L.
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June 29, 2008

A Plausible Explanation?

April 13, 2009 04:09 PM EDT
views: 107 | comments: 31

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"

God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."

So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"

"I did that Adam so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"

"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."

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Comments: 31

Renee S. Apr 13, 2009, 4:12pm EDT
LOL
timi A. Apr 13, 2009, 4:26pm EDT
Thanks for sharing.
Yup, that's it! Very funny, thanks for sharing!
Chloe Berryman Apr 13, 2009, 4:36pm EDT
haha, silly adam
Ashley Prince Apr 13, 2009, 4:40pm EDT
haha yup
Rebecca [Future Teacher] Apr 13, 2009, 4:45pm EDT
lol
Howard b. Apr 13, 2009, 4:53pm EDT
Funny, brought a smile here.
Pat V. Apr 13, 2009, 4:55pm EDT
LOL! It makes perfect sense.
sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j. Apr 13, 2009, 5:08pm EDT
Hahahahaha!
Netty B. Apr 13, 2009, 5:19pm EDT
lol

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Leo Lemmer Apr 13, 2009, 5:52pm EDT
Chortle
Carrie C. Apr 13, 2009, 7:14pm EDT
Yep.
Dana W. Apr 13, 2009, 7:49pm EDT
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Jo N. Apr 13, 2009, 9:50pm EDT
LOL
Deloris Wright Apr 13, 2009, 11:47pm EDT
God is always right---- right???????
charity kimball ツ Apr 14, 2009, 12:44am EDT
Thanks for posting to the group Letskeepintouch
Tammy N. Apr 14, 2009, 10:57am EDT
Ouch!
Ginger C. Apr 15, 2009, 11:45am EDT
LOL! Should ask questions you don't want answers to!


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Ainsley Jo Phillips Apr 15, 2009, 2:38pm EDT
LOLOLOLOL

Makes sense to me--even though I never realized that I was stupid. Oh well! You learn something new everyday!
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Elizabeth S. Apr 15, 2009, 8:12pm EDT
I never get tired of this one.

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EDWINA (MISSIE) B. Apr 16, 2009, 6:14pm EDT
LOL..WAY TO GO
Nancy S. Apr 16, 2009, 10:44pm EDT
That's a cute one. Points nation.
Sharon C. Apr 17, 2009, 12:34am EDT
LOL Thanks for the laugh!

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Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Jun 7, 2009, 11:09pm EDT

This is cute

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