by Dave L.

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June 29, 2008

Being Truthful

March 08, 2009 11:49 AM EDT

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The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"

"I do."

"Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"

"Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."

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Donna S. Mar 8, 2009, 11:50am EDT

Ain't that the truth!

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Mariana T. Mar 8, 2009, 11:59am EDT

hahaha good one! Salud

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J F. Mar 8, 2009, 12:02pm EDT

Yep

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M. Bradley McCauley McCauley Mar 8, 2009, 12:08pm EDT

Amen, Amen, gave you a 10

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Shelley S. Mar 8, 2009, 12:31pm EDT

Ha!

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Lee P. Mar 8, 2009, 12:33pm EDT

he, he, he. Very funny.

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ashley a. Mar 8, 2009, 12:44pm EDT

lol

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Nancy S. Mar 8, 2009, 12:45pm EDT

Funny but true more often than not.

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Lisa C. Mar 8, 2009, 12:59pm EDT

LOL!

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Netty B. Mar 8, 2009, 1:14pm EDT

lol

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Beth G. Mar 8, 2009, 1:20pm EDT

lol that is hilarious, thanks for sharing

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J W. Mar 8, 2009, 2:07pm EDT

very funny

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Elizabeth B. Mar 8, 2009, 3:05pm EDT

lol... that is sadly true!

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M & M. Mar 8, 2009, 7:10pm EDT

Haha, good one.
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Nancy Biri Mar 8, 2009, 8:27pm EDT

lol

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charity kimball ツ Mar 8, 2009, 9:19pm EDT

glitter-graphics.comFor posting to the surprise monthly prize group

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Nikki S. Mar 9, 2009, 3:08pm EDT

too cute

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Nikki S. Mar 9, 2009, 3:08pm EDT

Thanks for posting ~ Paying it forward

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Amy just hangin' out M. Mar 11, 2009, 1:54pm EDT

This comment is to let you know that this content has reached at least 50 page views, and so it has been removed from the group Views R Us. Congratulations, and thanks for posting to the group!

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Gene P. Apr 1, 2009, 11:25pm EDT

Thanks for posting your content to the group Whatever!

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