Have a Blessed Thanksgiving (a funny)

A young man named John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.  The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.  Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried & tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music & anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.  Finally, John was fed up & yelled at the parrot.  The parrot yelled back.

John shook the parrot & the parrot got angrier and even ruder.  John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird & shoved him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked & kicked & screamed.  Then suddenly, there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard for over a minute.  Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms & said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.  I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions & I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude & unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.  As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued.....

.....:May I inquire as to what the turkey did?"

I received this as an email this morning & thought I would share it with y'all.  Have a great day to all my gather friends! 

Happy Thanksgiving ~let us give thanks for ALL that we DO have & not worry about what we DON'T!!!