" I've seen the light!" Tia thought to herself, and proceeded to act upon her enlightment. It didn't take all that long to intergrate herself with her fellow writers and tease addresses from them, one at a time............
"Hey, has anyone else noticed there are fewer postings to our group every week?"Sandra queried. Oh, Oh. Sandra would have to be her next target, even though she wasn't on the best writer list. She had to be Shut UP!
Pretty soon, Tia was known as the BEST writer in group.... And if another showed up,well, she Knew what to do!!!!!!!
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Hey, fellow genre writers...would anyone like a 'special' gift basket or some homemade poi....er...Fudge?
Mmmm... I love fudge. But I'll pass on the poi ... I hear it tastes like wallpaper paste. LOL!
Ok, I'll shut up now.
Bwahawaha, Donna (( yep, she's on the *list*))
Don't accept gifts from that Tia,lol
Uh-oh. I'm sleeping with the light on tonight.
Ut oh is right!!
Ha ha ha ha! That's pretty funny. Morbid but funny. :)
Lol. That's why you wanted my real address, you didn't really want to come up for dinner now did you?
Just be careful what she brings! LOL!
Lol Barb, and keep her away from the knives too!
dang!! I am such a sweetie myself, and always willing to share glory, that I don't quite understand why ALL of you are on Tia's *gift*list.....And I wonder why tia asked me for katies addy? is she hungry???? (((((ROFL))))))
LOL - I'm seeing a connection to the anctics of another group. Too funny !!
ROFL. Hiliarious. And a bit scary.
Rather extreme measures to be #1. I think it is best to avoid that group. Wow. Funny though. What made you think of this for this prompt?
Has anyone seen Tinch lately? Wonder how he's doing.
lol.... Bill's Spirit gives a hint , Lynn. And no, I haven't seen Tinch, come to think of it. You have me wondering also...hmmm...
penni, I just sent Tinch an email after leaving that comment. Maybe he'll see it and reply. Hope so. I got a lot of giggles out of his stories sometimes. Maybe he went underground.
As to the other, now you really have me curious.
oh, Good, Lynn...let me know if you hear anything?
I pasted a comment about 6 times and couldn't get it to take, so I guess it wasn't meant to be, so I'll deep six the satirical comment and just say that I love it when you express your smiles in your writing. Thanks for your generosity in entertaining us, Penni.
Thank YOU, John, for your always uplifting comments! warning!!! Don't accept any gift from a stranger named Tia,lol
i sent Tinch an email the other day. I haven't heard anything yet. I haven't heard anything from him since his birthday in February. I hope one of us hears from him soon.
LOL, a great plan, er, story!!
hahahaha...oh my...what a funny little story...
OMG!!! I'm going to start making grammar mistakes.
I love this. It's clever and very well written.
Love this Penni, but it is kind of sad that you have to kill off all your competition to get to be No. 1. Frankly, I'm glad this group is not rated, lol, not eating anything sent by Tia
Hmmm, this does explain the dwindling Gather population... ;-)
Came back to enjoy this again. :)
I enjoyed this! The fudge is pretty good, too. Ugh...sorry, feeling like I have to go lay down now...
Sorry for the late comment, Penni, but I thought this was a fun little story! (now I'm glad I'm not a writer!!)