by Doug H.
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August 26, 2007

Answering Donna's Christmas Survey (Challenge)

December 11, 2008 11:11 PM EST
views: 44 | rating: 10/10 (7 votes) | comments: 43

Okay, Donna S. Here ya go...

Have you been naughty or nice this year? If "naughty" is a euphemism for "sinful", I've been "naughty".

What do you want most for Christmas? A day without phone calls, desperate emails, or people banging at my literal door.

Do you believe in Santa? I'll defer to Santa. I'm rolling a joint.

What is your favorite food at Christmas? Don't get me started.

Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? No.

Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? Yes (Thanks, Donna, but it's true).

What is your favorite Christmas song? White Christmas

What is your favorite Christmas movie? Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

What is your best memory of Christmas? I'll tell you this Christmas at 23:59 hours.

What do you look forward to most at Christmas? Cooking massive amounts of food and watching Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

What are you doing for Christmas this year?> Cooking massive amounts of food and watching Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

Who do you want to kiss under the mistletoe? Buffy the Vampire Slayer (SMG) or... skdjflsjdfkdjldkjs.

What kind of Christmas tree do you have? The kind that grows in my yard and does not get decorated.

Do you take part in a secret Santa? No.

Do you go to any Christmas parties? My office potlick lunch. I love 'em all... especially skdkhjfsljkdlkdjlkj.

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Comments: 43

Angela A. Dec 11, 2008, 11:14pm EST
Lovely list Doug.
I'm not answering these questions..
Te he!
Tracy Fabre Dec 11, 2008, 11:20pm EST
Does skdjflsjdfkdjldkjs like Santa Claus Conquers The Martians too?

You didn't mention the rice cooker. I hope everything's all right between you.

;-)
Doug H. Dec 11, 2008, 11:22pm EST
Oh, c'mon, Angela! You're such a tease!
Doug H. Dec 11, 2008, 11:23pm EST
Tracy, Tracy, Tracy. My rice cooker likes to watch. I thought you knew that.
Valerie Roars Dec 12, 2008, 12:00am EST
funny naughty boy ;)
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:04am EST
Tracy <== "mock horror" : "Yeah, sure."
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:05am EST
Valerie, we should discuss the very definition of a modern major naughtiness. ;)
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:10am EST
Doug is the very definition of a modern major naughtiness.
He wickedly avoids each small occurrence of our haughtiness
He is the one the cops go to whenever there is trouble brewed
Especially since the time they caught him in the town square nearly nude...
Valerie Roars Dec 12, 2008, 12:10am EST
Funny Boy forests Naughty Boy. How can Funny Boy sneak? Funny Boy marches throughout the charm. Naughty Boy relaxes around Funny Boy. The sliding risk scraps Funny Boy.
Valerie Roars Dec 12, 2008, 12:11am EST
Tracy? Do you have photographic evidence of that incident?
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:12am EST
I could invent some.
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:12am EST
There's a lot of PhotoShop experts around here.

I'm just sayin'.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:13am EST
Eek!
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:13am EST
I don't think we have a "town square". We have a few "town geeks".
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:15am EST
But that doesn't rhyme.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:16am EST
The naughty girl surfaces. A village groans! Does the naughty boy acquire the naughty girl? The naughty girl causes the naughty boy. Another scratching eater invites the naughty boy within any atmosphere. His plagued percent stacks the naughty girl.
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:16am EST
Or, more importantly, fit.

Unless I rewrite it as--

Especially since the time they caught him with the town geeks nearly nude...

Which image you probably would not prefer.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:17am EST
tracy, ungh.
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:17am EST
Gah, don't you hate it when your percent gets plagued?
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:17am EST
And those damned scratching eaters -- pestilence personified!!
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:18am EST
No, no, no, Tracy that revision chills.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:19am EST
It sounds like it should be kind of racy, but I'm not quite gettin' the image.
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:19am EST
That's what I thought. We'll stick with the original then. ;-)
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:20am EST
well, unless the town geeks were female, but that goes against the cliche.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:20am EST
Yeah, "scratching eaters", um, let's wash.... (seven second delay)
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:21am EST
LOL.

So let's talk about your marijuana use now.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:26am EST
Yah, Lisa Germano, Geek the Girl, but rather depressive.

Dave's not here, Man!
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:28am EST
he never is!
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:28am EST
Oh, you Central/Pacific Time Zone people! Even though tomorrow is a half day, what with office party & stuff, Ima gonna hafta bail out!
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:29am EST
Dave? Are you talkin' about Dave? Well, Dave's not here, Man!
Tracy Fabre Dec 12, 2008, 12:31am EST
Ta, Dougolopolopolis.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 12:32am EST
Ta, Ms. F.
Mary Bee Dec 12, 2008, 8:39am EST
Maybe one of Santa's elves can help you roll a joint...no point in getting stressed out during the holiday season.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 9:18am EST
I'll take all the help I can get, Mary.
Patricia J. Dec 12, 2008, 2:30pm EST
Doug, you seem to be going downhill very fast.
Doug H. Dec 12, 2008, 7:40pm EST
Selene, how about I tell you my favorite food and you spank me? My favorite depends on my mood, but I think a dependable favorite would be bouillabaisse. Yum!
Doug H. Dec 14, 2008, 8:18pm EST
Oh, thank you, Selene!
Doug H. Dec 15, 2008, 3:41pm EST
Oh, oh, oh! Soooooo sweeeet!!!
The Red Headed Witch of Gather G. Dec 17, 2008, 7:23pm EST
Naughty or nice is so subjective ;)
Doug H. Dec 17, 2008, 7:32pm EST
That's true, Melissa!
Doug H. Dec 17, 2008, 7:34pm EST
...and thank you again, Selene!!! ::sigh::
Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Jan 6, 2009, 7:18am EST
Nice to get to know you better
Doug H. Jan 6, 2009, 8:57am EST
Thanks, Beth!

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