The Handywoman

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Subject: The Handywoman

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner If he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How
much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need

was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she

realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded,

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I
guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been
getting by e-mail lately.

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You've finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied,

"and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man
reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.