Yeah! We flagged you,
Because flagging is our power.
We sit in our Depends,
Because flagging is our power.
Cobwebs flutter from our shoulders,
Because flagging is our power.
An electric coffee pot sits on our desk,
Because flagging is our power.
Why do we flag you?
Because flagging is our power.
You cannot help another with your post,
Because flagging is our power.
You cannot tell of Christmas,
Because flagging is our power.
You cannot be simply nice,
Because flagging is our power.
You cannot write of sensuality,
Because flagging is our power.
You cannot write the word, "Green,"
Because flagging is our power.
You cannot write the word "the" seven times,
Because flagging is our power.
We are watching,
Because flagging is our power.
We control this site,
Because flagging is our power.
You are nothing,
Because flagging is our power.
We are everything.
Because flagging is our power.
Day, night, weekday, weekend, we are here,
Because flagging is our power.
Your religion is wrong.
We will flag you,
Because flagging is our power.
Your politics are wrong.
We will flag you,
Because flagging is our power.
Your values are wrong.
We will flag you,
Because flagging is our power.
Your eyes are brown.
We will flag you,
Because flagging is our power.
Your writing isn't perfect,
We will flag you,
Because flagging is our power.
You dare disagree with us.
We will flag you,
Because flagging is our power.
You have a life.
This is our life,
Because flagging is our power.


Comments: 21
Wait, I did a post Flag This too and it's amazing how many people JUST on that post that said they'd been flagged. You're right! There's a conspiracy here, the flaggers are trying to take over - are we going to let them? NO!
Way to go, Lynn!
Marilyn
Yes, you're exactly right, but when people flag an article I think 4 times, Gather's automatic program kicks in and makes the post invisible to everyone but you. IF it ever gets unflagged, you've lost the discussion, which is usually rational and good, and interest.
That's an awfully sad way to be, but it's happening more and more on here. People have even had their points frozen for this. It needs to be stopped.
Marilyn
Ack! Sorry, I forgot
"You use the word 'cup,'
We will flag you,
Because flagging is our power."
I just knew I'd forget some of the sound logic.
Seriously - recipes?! Maybe the stench from the Depends was getting to them.
There's no way that someone shouldn't be able to look at a recipe, find a freebie (in THIS economy?) and help themselves and others in the finding them. As far as I've known there IS NO reason to flag either one.
It's so wrong and it's got to stop, because if it doesn't, pretty soon nobody will bother writing anything on here. What's the point?
M
Apparently, I need to say this on this post -
Of course I'm not a Flagging Franny. I wrote this to ruin thier power. This a pure poke at those who will not let us read recipes, help people, get freebies, tell erotic stories, or openly tell our beliefs. We cannot tell them what we think face-to-face. We are stuck with a company that doesn't care. You bet - this is a full-fledge, no-holds-bar attempt at getting back to what this site is supposed to be about! And, on that one - NO joke!
Otherwise all flagging is: Is a means to restrict open dialog and force people into what the flagger feels is appropriate.
What I have been doing on my post is making them need my approval. The reason is not to deny people of different views but to stop the name calling or statement like "you enjoy killing puppies" and "you hate ______ (place any race, religion, or sexual orientation in the blank)." Dialog and debate are the exchanging ideas, not for flaming people.
When someone is harassing you, you can and should report it, if someone steals your post text and breaks it into "more manageable sections" report them yet, the TOS are not enforced correctly, they are reversed all too frequently.
I would love to out her yet, I am playing it safe and only revealing the issue details to Gather support. Resolution is a dream so I am not holding my breath on Gather doing the "Right" thing.
Gather makes life so messy and all they need to do is to act defensively on the TOS and dismissively on the petty repetitive squealers!