Bizarre Sports Quotes

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I
want all the kids to copulate me."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run
over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of
the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys
line up alphabetically by height." And "You guys pair up
in groups of three, then line up in a circle."

Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints General Manager, when asked
after a loss what he thought of the refs: "I'm not allowed
to comment on lousy no good officiating."

Lincoln Kennedy, Oakland Raiders tackle, on his decision
not to vote: "I was going to write myself in, but I was
afraid I'd get shot."

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I
told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach,
John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear
earrings."

And the Gem: Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob
Costas why he takes his wife on all road trips, Phillips
responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."

From Bizarre.com