I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts until 8pm.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying.
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
I'm not grouchy,I just don't like traffic,waiting,crowds,other people's children,or politicians,or long sermons.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
I'm in the initial stage of my Golden Years:SS,CDs,IRAs,AARP...
I'm wondering...if you're only as old as you feel,how could I be alive at 150?
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...


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I think Grandma was perhaps exagerating,a bit or was reffering to her brain function.
I guess this is one you could use your imaginations on if you wanted to.