An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer "I have a proposition for you..."
"You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your your husband's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and the souls of all your friends and law partners."
The lawyer ponders this for a moment, then finally asks: "So, what's the catch?"
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Comments: 8
LOL
Where do you find them all!
Haha, awesome!
funny!
Yikes!
Boy, that's the truth.
You know, I really want to go to law school, but jokes like this scare me...LOL
oooo
good
thanks for posting to ~9911~