A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan, are riding to school on a Chicago subway train when a homeless man approaches and begs for spare change. Stan adamantly rejects the man in disgust while Ryan, on the other hand, pulls out his wallet and gives the man two dollars and wishes him the best.
The homeless man thanks Ryan kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Stan is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What the heck did you do that?" shouts Stan. "You know he's probablyonly gonna use it for drugs or booze!"
Ryan replies, "And we weren't?"
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Comments: 11
cute.
Good one!
I like that one.
Funny!
Ooops, he said it, LOL
I've seen this one before, but it still makes me laugh!
Hehe!
LOL
Choking funny!
That is too funny!
so true
yet so funny
thanks for posting to ~9911~