by Dave L.

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Presidential Favor

June 08, 2009 05:04 PM EDT

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A freshly elected U.S. president is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen when a little man comes up to him.

"Excuse me Mr. President but my name is Jason Prins and I'm here with an extremely important client tonight. We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, "Hello Jason".

The president, eager to please, readily agrees and fifteen minutes later, the little man walks by deep in conversation with his client. The president approached him and said "Hello Jason."

The little man says "Buzz off, Mr. President! I'm in a meeting!" and keeps walking.

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Comments: 9

Renee S. Jun 8, 2009, 5:20pm EDT

o.k.

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Heather Schultz Jun 8, 2009, 5:57pm EDT

oh man......lol

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J F. Jun 8, 2009, 6:19pm EDT

HMMMMM!!

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Otelia S. Jun 8, 2009, 6:34pm EDT

Not all plans go as planned huh?

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norene t. Jun 8, 2009, 7:06pm EDT

wowowowowow

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Mark H. Jun 8, 2009, 8:42pm EDT

He was too polite

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Stormy Hayes Jun 8, 2009, 9:04pm EDT

Dang, thats so messed up!! Lol I would have put him in jail or something haha

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Ariel K. Jun 9, 2009, 12:57am EDT

Haha

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regina k. Jul 4, 2009, 6:10pm EDT

oh i love that one

thanks for posting to ~9911~

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