by Dave L.
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June 29, 2008

Even Five More Funny Messages to Send via Twitter

June 06, 2009 03:25 PM EDT
views: 50 | rating: 10/10 (4 votes) | comments: 7

- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

- If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

- Born Free... Taxed to Death.

- We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.

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Comments: 7

tammie p. Jun 6, 2009, 6:08pm EDT

oh how funny
Renee S. Jun 6, 2009, 6:52pm EDT

Good ones.
DesertDarlene L. Jun 6, 2009, 7:17pm EDT

I don't know if that last one would fit in a Twitter box.
DesertDarlene L. Jun 6, 2009, 7:17pm EDT

Funny, though.
Otelia S. Jun 7, 2009, 4:17pm EDT

Oh that is funny!
Jo N. Jun 7, 2009, 7:11pm EDT

LOL
regina k. Jul 3, 2009, 8:27pm EDT

love the last one

thanks for posting to ~9911~

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