by Dave L.
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June 29, 2008

Five Funny Messages to Send via Twitter

June 06, 2009 02:51 PM EDT
views: 98 | rating: 10/10 (6 votes) | comments: 8

- The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

- I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.

- Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?

- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

- Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

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Comments: 8

Netty B. Jun 6, 2009, 3:21pm EDT

Oh Dave! Thanks for the laughs!
Stormy Hayes Jun 6, 2009, 3:25pm EDT

Lol the last one is sooo true! =D
tammie p. Jun 6, 2009, 6:26pm EDT

these were funny
Renee S. Jun 6, 2009, 6:53pm EDT

Good ones.
☆ Scott ☆ A. ☆ Jun 6, 2009, 9:20pm EDT

goodies
Otelia S. Jun 7, 2009, 4:25pm EDT

Good dog one dog(now read w/out the word dog)
Jo N. Jun 7, 2009, 7:36pm EDT

Very funny!
regina k. Jul 3, 2009, 9:14pm EDT

last one is so true

thanks for posting to ~9911~

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