by Dave L.
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June 29, 2008

Transplant Patient

June 05, 2009 08:17 PM EDT
views: 81 | rating: 8.9/10 (7 votes) | comments: 9

The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant."

"WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants."

"Well," explained the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized."

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Comments: 9

Jo N. Jun 5, 2009, 8:25pm EDT

lol
Renee S. Jun 5, 2009, 9:40pm EDT

funny
Jodie B. Jun 5, 2009, 9:46pm EDT

*groan*
Cholette W. Jun 5, 2009, 9:49pm EDT

LOL
Rachel D. Jun 5, 2009, 10:12pm EDT

hilarious!  Sounds like your boss is my boss!  :-D

ugh. that's bad
norene t. Jun 6, 2009, 1:12am EDT

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stormy Hayes Jun 6, 2009, 2:10am EDT

Wow, thats so corney. =P
regina k. Jun 28, 2009, 10:52pm EDT

good one

thanks for posting to ~9911~

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