Why I like retirement

Uncle jack is at it again and yes I liked this very much,yes it's old and been around but we can all use a laugh everyday.

Subject: And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !!!

 Question:  How many days in a week? 
Answer:  6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question:  When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:  Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question:  How many retirees to change a light bulb? 
Answer:  Only one, but it might take all day. < /B>

Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer:  There is not enough time to get everything done. 

Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?&nbs p;
Answer:  The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question:  Among retirees what is considered formal attire? 
Answer:  Tied shoes.

Question:  Why do retirees count pennies? 
A nswer: & nbsp;They are the only ones who have the time.  
 
 
Question:  What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 
Answer:  NUTS!  
  

Question:  Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:  They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question:  What do retirees call a long lunch?  Answer:   Normal ..

Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement? 
Ans wer:  The never ending Coffee Break.

Question:  What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? 
Answer:   If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
 
 
 
Question:  Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? 
Answer:  He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 
 

And, my very favorite....

QUESTION:  What do you do all week? 
Answer:  Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.