I received an email from a friend about his business outlook in this economy, and I thought I'd share it with you:
Dear Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this company of 140 employees, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that our Clients will have to see an increase of about 8% in our fees. But since we cannot increase our fees right now, due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.This has really been eating at me for a while, as I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 6 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I'm giving it to them.
Have a nice day,(Name withheld)
I believe the President Elect owes us some indication of his plans for the economy because all folks have to go on now is his campaign promises.


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A friend of mine went out to eat with his wife, and in the course of the dinner engaged in conversation with the waitress. Long story short, she supported Obama and agreed with his idea of "spreading the wealth".
Consequently, he told her his 20% tip of $7 would be donated to charity or to a homeless person in his personal effort to spread the wealth, according to HER own belief. Waitress gasped and said her last paycheck was zero because of with-holdings for taxes on tips. He told her that soon, they would be asking her for money on pay day.
What he did was give her $3.50 and will donate the rest, when opportunity presented itself.
Another "change" brought back home, where I believe, it belongs.
It's clear the markets have little faith in Barry, and most domestic small business owners have even less.
However, in light of of other presented information, I'm more likely to think Nippy is correct and this is an email forward. Nice try, though.
Thanks for dropping by.
A hundred jobs is a lot in the South. They're not like Detroit where jobs don't mean much unless you can get the government to finance them.
If you let people go (and if he thinks changing the tax rates are going to force him to lay off people, he needs to start with his accounting department), try those who are the underperformers, K?
I realize that this is a gag email.
Something seems awfully fishy here. Last I heard, CFOs don't making hiring and firing decisions. This wouldn't happen to be a fake email written to make a point, would it?
I'm confused. Is this guy the CFO or the owner?
If all other things are equal, I would do the same thing - if I'd have thought of it.
Of course it is.
"I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. "
Really. WHICH big way? What kind of business CFO would predict the increase in fees even before Obama takes office and any fees or taxes can be changed and then turn that into some sort of number of employees that he personally would need to select to get the axe? What idiotic business would have only 6 out of 140 employees supporting Obama?
This is just ludicrous. 6 employees making (shall we say $30,000 a year average) would mean $180,000 savings...and this is just the FIRST 6 to go. Since we don't know the reality of the tax increase let's play just suppose for a second....
Just suppose the increase is the "over $250,000" we heard Joe the tax-cheating Liar mention, Mmm-Kay? So after that, there is the marginal tax increase of 3%....from 35 to 38, right? To get to $180,000. That would require income from profit of $6,250,000 for those 140 employees. Now, why they'd need to lay off that first batch of 6 is beyond me...how about a paycut? I mean, we're already talking about (A) Profit and (b) an average of almost $45,000 PER employee without any layoff,s at all. Thats $2,000 average LESS with the 6 lay-offs....
It also does not take into consideration tax deductions, Depreciation, re-investment expenses and costs which can be deducted....
Just some more of the same GOP non-rational bumper-sticker thinking that got that party into the sad, pathetic, sorry state of decay it's in today.
Nothing to see here folks....move along now...pay no attention to the flailing GOP in the corner.
As for something "fishy", I don't believe they are in the seafood business. It's something to do with awnings.
Thanks for your comments and for stopping by.
As a fellow Southerner, I know y'all hear what I'm saying. (For you Yankees, that's singular - y'all y'all is plural)
Your "friend" is unlikely to stay in business if that's the kind of business sense he has. The axed employees are probably better off.
Second, I think you'd better take another look at the assumptions in your analysis. You included a 3% marginal tax rate, but what about the cost of employee health care to cover "everybody that doesn't have health insurance"? And then what about the increased cost of materials, supplies, and services from those businesses who have to recover their cost increases and can't eat them like my friend?.
We can't be sure of the assumptions he used, but until the P/E tells him something different, it wouldn't be prudent to plan on only a 3% marginal tax increase to cover the wide range of promises made during the campaign.
Which brings me to the point I made in my post. I'm not criticizing the P/E. His promises are what they are, and the people elected him based on them. But, we have a changing economy, and businesses need to plan for next year. The P/E would help them a great deal if he outlined what he is realistically considering in 2009 so that they can plan for it. Otherwise, the nation's businesses have nothing to go on but campaign promises.
Thanks for taking the time with the analysis. You made your point too.
The price of all of the materials and supplies we have to buy to make products contains the taxes paid by our vendors. So, it isn't just profit that gets taxed.
To stay in business, we have to charge a price that covers all of our costs of doing business, or we don't stay in business. And that brings me to you the customer. The politicians have created a fiction that businesses pay most of the taxes, and most people today believe it.
But, the truth is that the consumer pays all of the taxes in the price of the products they buy. If a majority of the population understood who pays for government and government programs (right now it is estimated at about a 20% "sales tax" on everything we consume), we wouldn't keep electing the same people (of both parties) to the Congress. But, that's a topic for another day.
More likely, since no tax changes are in effect, he laid people off because of the economic downturn which only a complete idiot would think was Obama's fault.
The fallacy in the past practices are made clear in a single comment by you, Chuck. Nice job.
They bring products and services to the market in order to serve others. They understand that is in their best interests to serve others. They believe in efficient and effective service. They know that there are limitless opportunities to serve and to create wealth.
They know that through abundance, EVERYONE can win and can have their individual desires satisfied without harming other people.
True capitalism is about excellence, not about destroying competition, although there are certainly many misguided individuals out there who have given capitalism the negative stigma.
The more people who understand this and become true or free capitalists, the easier it becomes for free market businesses to succeed through cooperation.
There is infinite wealth to accessed and utilized by all. The free market has inherent mechanism that tend toward abundance, not scarcity. Abundance creates opportunities; it doesn't destroy them.
Many economists focus on jobs lost to outsourcing and innovation and fail to realize or mention that is it precisely because of innovation that more and better jobs are created than are lost.
If a business fails in a free market it is because customers are being served more efficiently and effectively elsewhere, not that the business somehow "lost". This actually becomes an opportunity for a business to learn how to serve others better, which is exactly how a successful people and business handle temporary failure.
It may be a though lesson to learn, but it is a valuable tool that gives capitalists practice in looking beyond relatively petty concerns and finding higher forms of value creation through service.
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Like-minded friends wrote this book.
I certainly respect your opinions. But if only they were true!
"They bring products and services to the market in order to serve others." True capitalism is about excellence, not about destroying competition" "If a business fails in a free market it is because customers are being served more efficiently and effectively elsewhere" Noble ideals, all!
Or they hadn't the monopoly the would have liked on that last one! You and Allan Greenspan have great ideals. Unfortunately, in the world of reality, there are broad discrepancies, and we function in the world of reality, not ideals. A failure of a business closes that business down and any lesson they may have learned is lost by that action.
I believe in capitalism, with good regulation by people who believe in it less than I and believe strongly in good regulation. I don't disagree with you in principle, only in the reality of results!
I have nothing in common with Alan Greenspan - his "ideals" contributed hugely to the current financial disaster that taxpayers are expected to "bail out". Now to the tune of $3 Trillion dollars - the $700 Billion was just a carrot on the string.
Regulation (or lack of regulation) is only utilized to benefit the corporatists - not free capitalism, nor those wanting a free market.
Socialists completely misunderstand the nature of a free market. Our beliefs equal our behavior, and our behaviour equals our results, or - Be-Do-Have.
Most people put these in the exact opposite order - Have-Do-Be. These people think that if thy could just HAVE more, then they would DO the right things, and then they would BE who they want to be.
But abundance works in the opposite order - If we want to HAVE more, then we should start by BEING better people; in order to be better, we start DOING better things which leads to having more of what we want.
I'm going to surprise you and agree that most people do not believe in or accept, however you wish to phrase it, the capitalist principle! That is largely because capitalism has been so punitive to the masses for so long it is difficult to believe that more capitalism is going to improve it. Goes clear back into feudal England and King John. As we've gotten away from that religion of unfettered capitalism, the better have been the lives of the average person.
However, capitalism is essential if you want to have innovation, achievement, enterprise, and many other benefits. It just can't be allowed to roam the land unfettered like a wild fire and must be carefully controlled.
They are going to confiscate our 401k's and IRA's shortly, with other restrictions, aka "carefully controlled".
Just found this today - we are controlled and manipulated in everything we do.
Squawkbox spills the beans about the President's Plunge Protection team on live TV.
There was a revealing and unintended event on Squawk Box this morning around 7:30 AM, when one of the live analyst indicated he thought the President's Plunge Protection Team (PPT) was behind the surge in the stock market on October the 10th and 28th.
You could feel the tension among the commentators of CNBC as they tried to cover it up without being obvious. After two minutes of very uncomfortable live TV, the host made a statement claiming that view in no way reflected the views and opinion of CNBC.
The most entertaining thing I have seen on CNBC in quite a while!!!!!! That's the thing about live TV, sometimes the most amazing things slip out - like the truth!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X06kz9dzXho
http://digg.com/business_finance/Plunge_Protection_Team_discussed_on_CNBC
One would think that there is constitutional protection from getting fired for one's political beliefs, but it's not covered to the same degree as race, gender, or even religion, in the private sector. Political bias has no place in the workplace, if an employer wants a productive workplace.