Ode to a slow co-worker.
She works as slow as a snail.
Leaves unsatisfied customers in her trail.
Her phone rings and rings,
Disturbing flies and things.
The restroom breaks are many
Must be her drinks are plenty.
If there is no one about,
She stands, doing nothing like a clout.
Seems to not know her duties
While she’s in the cooler with her cutie.
It’s annoying, tis true,
When an employee gets to you!
(Note: I’m not naming names, so don’t ask me to!)
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Comments: 109
Thanks.
But, I only included a singular one, in this poem.
Marilyn
Te he!
Te he!
Sssh.
(Just teasing hon.) I have no clue.
End of Summer.....
End of story.
I just can't say here.
'Cause other employees will stage a coup
And demand this lady be shown the pink slip
Terminating her service before she goes on a trip.
Lol!
I feel your pain.
I know I do/ don't. Te he!
They love to chat instead of doing their work.
Great poem to capture the frustration you feel when you have to be around workers like that.
Of course, I quit that job.
It seems to me, the day goes faster if you stay busy.
I agree, staying busy makes work day go quick, then you're home!!
Thanks.
(Blushes, and curtsies, awkwardly.)
Very nice.
It is very annoying to do a lot of work, and someone else is not.
Is she blonde? Does she shave under her arms? Does she paint your toenails, instead of hers???
And, I'm not answering. Unless you have a warrant. Sorry.
Te he!
Thanks for the comment.
Here's my new Meez!
I dont understand, it just made her day go by longer, because if you are doing your work, all the sudden it is lunch time and then it is the end of the day~~~~~~
I think that some of her problem was she was only 22 years old and didnt understand what a good job she really had
Deep breaths and wishing you peaceful days~~~~just try to understand that she may have some stuff going on, or, maybe just slap her around a little bit=====LOL!!!!!
Te he!