Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Write

Twas the Night before (the night before) Christmas and all through the house
All the creatures were stirring, Hey, we've got six cats

My stockings were laying where I'd took them off
Later I'll get them, and fresh ones I'll doff.

Bill was still nestled all snug in our bed
While visions of, probably carnal things, danced in his head

Me in my Jammies, leopard print they would be
Sits at the computer, swilling coffee

When out on the street there arose  a commotion
The bar's open early, at least thats my notion

I tore open the blinds, Wow, that was a squinter
Blinding sun, icy breeze, Yep, this is winter?

When what to my wondering eyes should transpire,
Just a guy, all pissed off, cause he has a flat tire

"Hey buddy, quit yelling its still early round here
The hardware store's open, they can help you, no fear."

Now back at my 'puter, all comfy and calm,
The coffee is cooling, but its still a nice balm

Off Puffer, Off Booger, Off Gizmo and Pete
I'm trying to write here, now get off my feet.

Gift to wrap, food to cook, house to clean, but I'd rather
Write a silly poem for my friends at Gather

So to you I will say, as it is only right
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good WRITE!

Merry ChristmaKwanukkah to all.