by Lynn C.

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December 28, 2007

Joke of the Day

June 06, 2008 07:34 PM EDT

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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.

I heard this today and it made me laugh. What do you think?

Tags: thinking, points, gather, joke

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Comments: 25

Paidra Delayno Jun 6, 2008, 7:36pm EDT

I heard it before but it's still funny. Thanks for posting.

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Vikki M. Jun 6, 2008, 7:39pm EDT

hahahaha! Love it!

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Rose H. Jun 6, 2008, 7:44pm EDT

LOL

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Karen F. Jun 6, 2008, 7:44pm EDT

lol...anit that just like a man.

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Ryan M. Jun 6, 2008, 8:04pm EDT

lol.

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linda t. Jun 6, 2008, 8:06pm EDT

Very funny, thanks for the laugh..

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sheila ~the hapless housewife~ j. Jun 6, 2008, 8:07pm EDT

LOL! He was in trouble when he untied her!

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Cheryl B. Jun 6, 2008, 8:13pm EDT

OMG I love this one! This is sooo funny.

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Randall C. Jun 6, 2008, 8:35pm EDT

I had something in mind like, he went upstairs and turned on the tv

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Nana to Seven Cutiepies Jun 6, 2008, 9:05pm EDT

LOL

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Holli G. Jun 6, 2008, 10:04pm EDT

LMBO! That is funny

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Larry H. Jun 6, 2008, 11:05pm EDT

funny thanks for sharing..

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Amy H. Jun 7, 2008, 10:14am EDT

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LaRue B. Jun 7, 2008, 10:32am EDT

Cute!

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Susan E. Jun 7, 2008, 11:44am EDT

OMGawd.....
Too funny, my husband would be dead when he came home. lol

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Jeanie C. Jun 7, 2008, 12:40pm EDT

Thanks for posting to 3ForAllWhoEnter where I always give out tens!! Yeah Points!!

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Jerri H. Jun 8, 2008, 2:37pm EDT

*giggle*

Thanks for posting to
I was REALLY bored ;)

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Jill~Sexy Back~ V. Jun 9, 2008, 2:27am EDT

thanks for posting to It's 3X the points, 3X the rewards!

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Quinn (aka Entwife) Blackburn Jun 9, 2008, 8:53am EDT

..
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Beth - Doing God's work Daily J. Jun 22, 2008, 5:39pm EDT

That is funny.

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Diane "stormyz" B. Jul 2, 2008, 10:57pm EDT

Sorry for the late reply...

Thank you for posting this to the LOL Stuff Group

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Thank You Glitter

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