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satan complain ...

July 27, 2007 03:44 PM EDT (Updated: October 06, 2008 04:32 PM EDT)

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Satan was complaining bitterly to God: "You made the world so that it was not fair."

And God said, "Yes."

"And you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes."

And God said, "Yes."

"Yet people worship and adore you. People fight, get arrested, and cheat each other, and I get blamed, even when it is not my fault."

And God said, "Uh huh. So?"

"Sure, I'm evil, but give me a break. Can't you do something to make them stop blaming me?"

And so God created lawyers.

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<a href="http://www.JumboJoke.com/satan_complains_god_isnt_fair_1219.html">Good joke: Satan Complains God Isn't Fair</a>

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Comments: 52

golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 3:45pm EDT

its funny

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Nothing Fancy Jul 27, 2007, 3:47pm EDT

lol i like that!!!

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Gorgeous Gabby, a Gather Geeky Gal, and The Giz Jul 27, 2007, 3:47pm EDT

Yuck yuck yuck

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golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 3:49pm EDT

thank you

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golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 4:05pm EDT

Angela glad you liked it

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:08pm EDT

That is great

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:08pm EDT

Who said that God does not have a sense of humor?

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:09pm EDT

God only gives us what we can handle

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:09pm EDT

This article can handle a ten quite nicely

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golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 4:12pm EDT

thank you!

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Samantha H. Jul 27, 2007, 4:13pm EDT

hehehe, that's cute.

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golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 4:15pm EDT

Samantha thanks

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:17pm EDT

I love this joke.

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:18pm EDT

I had to come back and tell you

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:18pm EDT

There are so many truths

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:18pm EDT

and a lesson to be learned

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:19pm EDT

do not ask if you are not ready for the answer

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:19pm EDT

Thanks Again goldie

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golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 4:20pm EDT

Randy no problem

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:30pm EDT

Thanks Goldie for all the wonderful support today

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 4:30pm EDT

And thank you so much for the wonderful articles

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William Dotani Jul 27, 2007, 4:32pm EDT

Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heather W. Jul 27, 2007, 5:17pm EDT

poor lawyers they always get the short end of the stick heh

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golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 6:03pm EDT

Heather there must be a reason for that!

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golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 6:05pm EDT

William why are you groaning?

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golds g. Jul 27, 2007, 6:07pm EDT

Randy glad you're enjoying them

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 10:53pm EDT

Thanks for the support today goldie.

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Randy- Being true to myself Jul 27, 2007, 10:53pm EDT

I hope you had a great day

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Roberta A. Jul 28, 2007, 2:52am EDT

I'm glad I gave up my dream of becoming a lawyer.

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golds g. Jul 29, 2007, 12:39pm EDT

Roberta I hope this wasnt why

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donna h. Jul 29, 2007, 3:06pm EDT

lol!

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Michelle P. Jul 29, 2007, 6:04pm EDT

funny!

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arlene (no shame in my game) w. Jul 29, 2007, 8:39pm EDT

Ha ha!

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Sandra T. Jul 30, 2007, 5:21pm EDT

I love it!

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golds g. Jul 30, 2007, 5:48pm EDT

Michelle glad you thought so

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golds g. Jul 30, 2007, 5:48pm EDT

Arlene it is that funny

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golds g. Jul 30, 2007, 5:48pm EDT

Sandra glad that you love it

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Jule's dreamin of a wonderfilled life for all research mode again Mar 31, 2008, 11:26pm EDT

lolololololol

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Jerri H. May 17, 2008, 11:05am EDT

Good one...I guess I missed this one too

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~*~Danyale~*~ N. Jun 13, 2008, 10:14pm EDT

Just Stopping By to Leave You Some Points Durin Triple Points Week...Hope it Helps! If You Get The Chance Please Return The Favor Plz. All Your content is Great Thanx for Sharing!

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becky soccer mom x1 p. Aug 6, 2008, 9:00pm EDT

just trying to help u out with ur points

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Jan S. Oct 6, 2008, 9:08pm EDT

LOL. 98% of lawyers give the rest a bad name, eh?

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Kelly M. Oct 17, 2008, 3:28pm EDT

LOL!

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Deborah R. Nov 2, 2008, 6:57pm EST

LOL thanks golds.

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Ali C. Dec 9, 2008, 3:52pm EST

Very funny, a 10 for you!

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Ali C. Dec 9, 2008, 3:52pm EST

Happy Holidays!

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Nora Davenport Dec 9, 2008, 3:54pm EST

Really great one! Thanks for the great laugh!

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Marsha S. Jan 23, 2009, 11:55pm EST

Just letting you know your content has reached 25 comments and has therefore been removed from ~3,000 Here We Come!~

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Angela A. Feb 4, 2009, 8:51pm EST

I love this! It's so funny!!!

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Nichole S. Apr 20, 2009, 3:20pm EDT

So funny

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Felicia R. Apr 23, 2009, 3:01am EDT

Thanks for sharing... Sorry for the delay, but hopefully this will bring more readers to your article.

Only advice I can give right now is best effective way to have more readers/viewers is when you send out a mailing about your piece, please have a clickable link. It makes things easier. Sorry, just trying to be helpful. :o)

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Bryan "That 80's Dude" B. Apr 23, 2009, 3:46am EDT

lol funny

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