As I type this, it's like, fiveish, I have just had the Budster out for his morning constitutional, and we were treated to one of the brightest displays of the stars I think we've ever seen. Two fronts are coming together today (I have no idea if that's the reason, but it seems plausible), and the stars to the Southeast and East simply twinkled like on a Christmas tree light display, from some sort of atmospheric magic. It was truly beautiful to behold.
That's one thing I have to thank Buddy for, the fact that I get to see wonders of the cosmos I never would have gone outside to see, were it not for my curmudgeonly little friend here. Of course, he also brought in his first little tick buddy to crawl on ol' dad yesterday, too, so it's a mixed bag, as usual. Hate those little bat turds. I think the Budster's shaving episode is nearing as we speak. Well, maybe not shaving, but a severely shortened hair field for bugs to hide in. I treat Buddy, so they hitch a ride in in that fur forestation, then they find they don't want to bite him, him being demenuized by the Frontline, and of course, who is he sidled up to that isn't treated at all? Why ol' dad, and the Buddy buddy off loads begin anew. I'm simply delish tick junk food, in the scheme of things, it seems.
That's only one of the reasons he's getting his beautiful hair cut this summer. The number of twigs and seeds, flotsam and jetsam, and sheer multitudenous crap he picks up in that matted rug in the summer time, and does not enjoy having combed out, is legion, and it will cut the drama in the three acre rancho household by megatons, if I don't have to comb him out every time he goes outside and bumps into mother nature's seed and insect distribution network.
Spring really is here, though, if the ticks are active, so I think this last cold spell must be the end of it, for this year. At least I'm hoping so. It was thirty eight for a low last night, something I can vouch for myself, after our nocturnal outage, but tomorrow's low is supposed to be much higher and improving through the week. These early ticks are looking to feed, and go lay their eggs for the crew that takes over when Summer actually gets jumping. Have you ever noticed a cycle there? That's why they are around, then not, and then around in droves, according to the reading I've done. I'd like to break that cycle, but I'm not willing to use poison that might leach down in this sandy soil, and treat me, at the well head in the end.
Well, anyway, that's why you will soon see much less flattering Budster pictures, I'm afraid. I used to have Oscar sheared close every year, and he loved it. He'd spend the first week or so just rubbing up against anything he could, for the strange feeling of it, I think. When you live out in the country, it's just a much smarter idea. Buddy's sort of a spindly, skinny little thing, when wet, so I can almost see him bald in my minds eye already, and this isn't going to do a thing for his self esteem I'm pretty sure, lol. Not like he needs any building up there, in the first place, though.
Sadly for the forces of mirth and mayhem, the Budster has pretty much developed a standard action plan on the Roomba situation. It starts, he flees to the bedroom and occasionally barks at it. So far the Roomba hasn't managed to find it's way into the bedroom itself, there being entrance shielding furniture in the way, but it should be interesting when it does. I await that day with sincere anticipated delight. My little friend will probably just flee to the master loo, though, and redraw defensive positions from there, lol.
It is a wonderful Buddy buggage defense weapon, I have found out, though. If I'm trying to get something done, and Buddy is after my big ugly butt to play, for pettage, better food, or whatever, all I have to do to divest myself of all the leg scratchage, whinage, hysterics, and drama is turn the Roomba loose, and Buddy is self banished to the bedroom, and with the exception of a few annoying occasional barks, I'm worry free, lol. Besides, it gives him something to do, a boredom cure, in and of itself, the defense of the bedroom from invading robots. Amazing! Why didn't I get one of these two years ago? Oh, and just as a truly great side bonus, it cleans carpets, too, folks. Till next time, Ron & Buddy.
Link to updated Ron & Buddy materials. They're all in here, from the beginning, sagas, poems, etc. All about the Budster, in many varied and interesting reflections... or whatever they're calling rants, in polite circles, these days.
Link to all poetry by Ron W. on Gather
Link to new groupies site - Go here and join, for email notifications of new Saga publishoscity. Don't miss these important literary nuggets, or you'll end up like Buddy,.... denuggified without even knowing about it.......
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Comments: 34
I dunt si wut is funni abut sicking uh robotic hair puller on a poor defensluss litul dog, like mi. I mene, I kno I'm mucht bettur equipud tu handul this than mos dogs, but stil, how am I supposd tu taek this killur out? And whut duz this sai abuot thu really sick relatunship I shaer with thu BUG? I've got tu jus resolve not tu accept ani more tummi rubs, and trete him with thu contempt hi trulee diserves.
I hav develuped a plan, that I think wil knok this litul Ruumba raggit out, for gud. Let's si how it handuls sum uf mi squishier carpet bombz. I think thuy mite just conductikate electricuty, and cud short thu wirung uf thet pea braned electronuk tail dethatchur all tu beejesus. If not, bug thot hi had a tuff tiem unravuling hare, well, this ougt tu relley ring hiz chimes, lol. Yur frend, Buddy
BTW, Buster is about due for his spring clip, but the weather here has been so unpredictable I'm gonna wait until May!
Thanks for the back up, I rarely get any here, it seems, lol.
Don't encourage him, he's problem enough, believe me.
Ticks...are we there again. I bitch and moan wanting spring to get here, and I forget how much I hate those beasts. Time to bump the Beagle princess to her own bed. I had a wonderful discovery yesterday, and you are one person who will understand my delight! I was putting away the doggy hotel paperwork and I looked at the babe's birthdate. I've been remembering it wrong...she was born in June of 1996, that means she is only 11...not almost 13. I feel like someone gave me an extra year with my spoiled little princess!
Those Roombas are really loud. I don't blame Buddy for getting out of its way.
Poor Buddy, it seems like one way or another he's going to be losing some fur this year!
Yeah two roombas is a rumble, though, isn't it?
Tummy rubbage is as close to that as we're ever going to get, lol. Count your blessings on the tick thing.