I stole this from Rae M. You can find her's here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977643433
You just google "(Your First Name) needs" and check out the first ten links that come up. It can be pretty funny as you can see from some of these.
LOL - this was so much fun! Some of mine are hilarious!!!
1. Holly needs “Not So Empty Womb Syndrome” (lol – this is so true. I’ve been trying to have a baby for 5 years!)
2. Holly needs performance parts.
3. Holly needs a hobby.
4. Holly needs to jump on the bandwagon fast before her boobs sag and age becomes apparent (HA HA!!!)
5. Holly needs to go to obedience school and learn how to walk nicely on a leash.
6. Holly needs a hero with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, and information.
7. Holly needs voter approval.
8. Holly needs YOUR vote!
9. Holly needs to become a city.
10. Holly needs a job.
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i'm on my way to try it out. -seen this before, but it never grabbed me until now. it's a sort of 'mancy or scry, if you want it to be.
cross-ref'd with what i perused on your profile, i have to say that some of them made me blink twice...
oh, wow.
that was quite an experience. -i need the following:
1. 'your support'
2. 'a jew' (wtf?!?)
3. 'better P.R.'
4. 'a new lawyer & more generous fans'
5. 'to be put out to pasture' (D*MN...)
6. 'proof' (of Jesus, apparently-- # 2, anybody? lol)
7. 'a home'
8. 'a nickname'
9. 'LinkedIn' (whatever THAT is...)
10. '(a) kidney transplant' (how did they KNOW....)
gives me a great idea for a short story. -thanks, Holly.
Tomas, would a Jewess do?
Glad I could help - lol! This was fun!
I don't get things like that Holly. I get things like
Mercy Medical Airlift - NewsWhat am I doing wrong?
Some of them don't make sense. You just have to go down the list until you find some that make sense.
funny stuff huh