Bryan and I are to be married on May 1, but my maid of honor, Phaedra, is having a temper tantrum and won't comment or allow comments. Therefore, I decided the wedding is off until Phaedra comes out of her shell. I don't know what happened to hurt her feelings, but no shower, no wedding.
I hate to do this to Bryan, but I must think of La La Land and my flirty self. If Bryan finds someone else to throw me a flamboyant shower, especially one of his left wing friends, I will carry on. Maybe Phaedra will reconsider if not, the wedding is postponed.
I have been very busy defending La La Land from the evil Empress, and now, that Phaedra has gone underground so to speak, the wedding plans are without merit.
I can be convinced, but . . .
The King history:
First there was the wicked King Peter Swanson with whom I bore a troll.
Then, after beheading Peter for cheating on me with Joan, I married Robert. He was so romantic, but he romanced more than I cared for, like Ann C. So I cut him free, and he doesn't want to remain dead.
Now, I was ready to marry Bryan B. but without Phaedra to throw the shower, and Bryan so busy with his body building, I'm having doubts.
So, I am in a state of confusion.
The Evil Empress Nellie Bellie is always picking on me with my Shadowland sister, the Countess, and Lori F. well, she's just pink car Lori. What to do.


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I don't even know what kind of shower plans a queen could want.
I'm sure they will be plenty of lemonade though.
Te he!
You are welcome if there is one.
Oh, wait a minute, I'm not getting married.
Oops!
Skip the presents how about the strippers? oops I didn't say that.
(Oh, and Phaedra is boycotting because of MaryAnne's post about generic comments...) Why is everyone over-reacting? I mean really, people... it isn't that hard.
I am Queen , and need attention. I have no time for others being selfish. It's my job.
I need poetry and presents. Can you fix this. Who is Tipper Gory?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Quit whining my queen
As it doesnt suit you.
As for presents.. That is something you have to wait for...lol
My sister says dead men rock.
If I can get this pathetic wedding back on it will be my gift to the newlyweds. Why do you not visit my recent posts; humbly I tell you they've been great.
About Ann C - the panties you found in the royal coach were only ALLEGED to have been her (they could have been your evil sister's).
And again, why are you holding the wedding on moi's birthday?
Heads-Up, I hear Petey wants to steal the wedding dress.