...Signs Signs Signs...Everywhere there's Signs...These R sum I've Seen....

Signs signs...

everywhere there's signs.....

blocking up the scenery...

breaking my mind...

don't this.......

don't do that.........

I'm sure most of you remember this song, be it from The Five Man Electric Band or, or.....now I forgot who the other band was that covered it...G&R/Poison/Tesla ? ? ?

irregardless....

and the sign said come on in

and kneel down and pray.......

here's a whole bunch of things I've seen on some of the signs in my very religious neighboorhood... 

"No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."

"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

An ad for one church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read,

"The Resurrection is postponed."

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and when they passed around the plate

at the end of it all...

I didn't have a penny to pay........

so I got me a pen and a paper.......

and I made up my own little sign.... 

Thank you LORD for thinking about me.......

I'm alive and doing fine...........