One of the jokes that caused the 3 steps...

I told you about the night hubby and I sat at the neighborhood bar and people were buying me drinks and the barmaid having to put shot glasses in front of me for the paid drinks. I have been asked about the jokes I was telling. SO HERE GOES!

Two men are walking down the road. One of them has a speach problem.

1st guy " Did you did you did you did you see see see see that?"

2nd guy. "Did I see what?"

1st guy. "That wo that wo that wo tha lady she had on a min a min a min a minieskirt and she didn't she didn't she didn't have no have no have no under no under no under no panties on..

2nd guy "WHERE?"

1st guy "your too your too your too your too late. she went she went she went, she got in the car in the car in the car.....she left" he points in the other direction

They walk alittle farther

1st guy "did you did you did you did you did you see did you see did you see that?"

2nd guy " Did I see WHAT?"

1st guy "that wo that wo that wo that wo that woman. she was stand she was stand she was stand she was in the wind she was in the wind she was in the windo and she was neck she was neck she was neck she didn't have no clothes on!

2nd guy "WHERE:"

1st guy "your too your too your too your too late. she done close, she done close she done shut the, shut the, shut the curtains!" he points to a house with the curtains closed

The continue walking and the 2nd guy thinks, "Now if he does that again, I'll tell him yes I saw it and maybe he will point quicker and I can see something too." They walk just a little ways and

1st guy "Did you , did you , did you , did you , did you see, did you see, did you see that?"

2nd guy ' Yes I did!" ( watching to see where his buddy points.)

1st guy points to the ground "Then why, then why, then why, then why did you step in it?"

That earned me a few shot glasses the first time I told it and 3 more the second time I told it, on the same night. 3 steps forwards and 2 steps back.!!