Feel like giggling ? Then, read on....

1. A FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment,
he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC!

5. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl
Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT
coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : "we should KILL him".
Ant 2 says : "No, Let us break his leg alone".
Ant 3 says : "No, we will just throw him away from our path".
Ant 4 says : "No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR". (Good Moral
Lesson :)

7. If you do NOT have a girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a
girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE ?
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women? Because per Constitution,
you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

11. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein