More ways to know you are getting older

- Your back goes out more than you do.

- A fortune teller offers to read your face.

- You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.

- You remember this week that last week was your wedding anniversary.

- You are startled the first time you are addressed as "Old Timer".

- You answer automatically when someone addresses you "Old Timer."

- You burn your midnight oil after 9:00 p.m.

- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

- Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl walk by.

- You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friend who exercised.

- You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

- The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off.

- The thought of getting out of bed never occurs to you.