Just wanted to clarify that copying and pasting a questionnaire and then putting your own answers to the questions wasn't a hangin' offense... Much obliged...
So... Here goes... A questionnaire that Nippy called the "NNN Loyalty questionaire" or something like that... I don't remember exactly. (Whatever it was, it was obviously not a reference that I immediately related to...)
(OH! almost FORGOT!!! Nippy's original post of this questionnaire can be found at http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977525084&nav=Namespace Whew! THAT was close...)
NOW, here goes:
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party? No... They wouldn't have me -- said something about me leaning "too far to the Left".
Do you abuse illegal drugs? I didn't know they were into that sort of kinky stuff...
Are you a Muslim? No... But I wear brushed cotton a lot...
Are you an atheist? No. I'm just the opposite: A "polytheist". "One can never have too many gods" I'm fond of saying...
Do you believe that the USA is the best place on earth? For what? I'd have to hear a heckuva lot more specific question than that...
Do you believe in same sex marriage? Is the question do I believe it EXISTS or do I approve of it? Of course it exists and it certainly doesn't need MY approval -- THAT'S fer sher!
Do you think "The Star Spangled Banner" is the best song ever? OMG, no! It is, in fact, a very awkward and difficult song to sing well... We would've been far better off with "America the Beautiful", IMHO.
Have you ever had impure thoughts about Phyllis Schlafly? No... Generally speaking, as a character trait, fascism of any sort doesn't appeal to me in EITHER sex...
Category "Morbidly Obese Female Vocalists of the Pre-1950 Era," Kate Smith or Mildred Bailey? WHO'S "Mildred Bailey"???
French fries or Freedom Fries? I want to you to know that I SEE the desired emphasis on the latter by the crafty use of capitalization on BOTH words instead of mixed upper and lower case (as in the former item) or just lower case... The fact remains, however, that I am simply TOO OLD to have to "RE-LEARN" the word for anything... Ergo, I'll be saying just "fries" a lot from now on, I think...
Is there a better beer than Bud, Miller, or Coors?
OMG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH! You're kidding, right? LOL! A more challenging question, IMHO, would be "name a beer WORSE than Bud, Miller or Coors".
Dog or cat? Again, I must ask for clarification: "for WHAT" exactly? I mean, if I had to get a sled from Anchorage to Fairbanks: "Dog" -- yup DEFINITELY "dog" would be the answer... HowEVER, if the question is something like "What type of pet of the following two do you prefer to have?", handsdown, the answer is "CAT"!
Would you use American flag toilet paper? It would depend upon price... If it was substantially cheaper than whatever brand(s) I'm buying or have bought previously, I'd give it serious consideration but, I've never heard of that brand... I don't think they have it around here...
Are you pro-life? Well, of COURSE I'm "pro-life"! (Whaddameye gonna SAY? "No, I'm 'anti-life'"??? I don't THINK so...) Now, as to the question of exactly WHERE in the process life actually BEGINS -- big, humongous "grey area"...
Do you support mandatory school prayer? I'm somewhere FAR to the LEFT of Ralph Nader... Whadda YOU think?
Do you support our troops? Yep, and, financially I HAVE most of my adult, working life... The taxes I paid even helped support many, many military actions that I didn't agree with -- (MOST of them). But as an Army brat married to VietNam Vet, I have ALWAYS supported the "troops" -- simply not always the GOVERNMENT POLICIES that sent them into foreign wars, however...
So was this the kind of thing we weren't supposed to do, Nippy? I'm unsure...
Gee... THAT was fun.
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I have to admit I would use it just to answer that question.
Oh Nippy! Oh Nippy! Wherefore art thou, O Nippy of the Katz!
Opal and Otis should be napping by now!
My doctor tells me I should go to the King Tut exhibit in the City instead, because that is where he is going.
My doctor is a busy man, giving medical advice, and touristy advice. lol.
I am clever.
I shall wait until after Burbank Farm, and THEN I shall mention the King Tut exhibit. Then they can go goo-goo eyed and nutso.
Not a questionnaire for Kiwis.
And French fries were NEVER French! They were actually created in BELGIUM where they are even today considered a NATIONAL Treasure and called 'pomme frites' (whereas the French merely tolerate the 'Americanized swill') - however the French did begin the mass production of the product and by virtue of the fact that their descendants got them to the USA FIRST, the name stuck.
And finally, my really off the wall mind wants to know how does one go from discussion of the Communist Political party to a discussion of one's favorite beer? In THIS country, beer and politics DON'T mix.
Just my thoughts on the subject Jean, you know how I get. LOL
Oooohhhh, Lady N: I saw the King Tut exhibit many, many years ago at the De Young in S.F. It was FANTASTIC... If I were you, I'd go see "the boy king" since Burbank's Farm, in all liklihood, will be there forever and King Tut will NOT... That would be be MY logic, anyway...
Don't be rediculous. Of course they mix. How else can you explain the GOP or hunters shooting each other?
Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
I also saw the King Tut exhibit years ago. I believe -- oops, you just confirmed it. I was getting ready to say, the DeYoung Museum, but you've already said it. LOL. My doctor told me that he saw it years ago as well. If I recall, they would not allow us to take pictures, and my friend was not sneaky enough to do it. They claimed the exhibits were toooo old.
Uh-huh.
Well, this time, with a little resourcefulness, a friend and I shall manage it.
I DEMAND RESOURCEFULNESS, or I shall get it from someone who has the "know-how" -- always! always!
I'm thinking of a friend who we shall call "David". "David", because maybe, just maybe that IS his name, but then again, maybe not. Only his barber knows for sure.
At any rate Jean, why can't I do both? Come on, now! The exhibit shall be there for a while.
"Certain restrictions apply."
I have adhered to those restrictions, Sir Nippy o' the Katz.
Speaking of which, WHERE ARE THE CATS???
Where are Otis, and Opal?