Humor For Today 6/9

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called

Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom

looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come

over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the

problem. As he was walking away, I called after him,

'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T

error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless

inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I

need to fix it again.'

Richard grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID

ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'


So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T ... I used to like the little

shit.............

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A computer system technician worked

at a law firm. One day, in the process

of reconfiguring a user's computer,

he had to log a user off and then back

on. He entered her username and

then asked her password to log back

on.

Her password was "genius".

Each time he tried it, he received a

message that stated the username

or password was incorrect. Knowing

that the username was correct, he

asked her how to spell her password.

She said,

"G - E - N - I - O - U - S."

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A Sunday school class was studying

the Ten Commandments. They were

ready to discuss the last one. The

teacher asked if anyone could tell her

what it was.

Susie raised her hand, stood tall,

and quoted, "Thou shall not take the

covers off the neighbor's wife."